@onemanzai: Everywhere is a zoo for those that understand we are all animals. #funny #comedyskit #parody #skit #groceryshopping

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amberfoster23
Amber Foster :
As a deli manager the ham one irks me so bad 🤣🤣🤣
2026-06-14 13:07:11
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chrisdix48
Toxic Koala :
The most inaccurate part is seeing a manager 😂💀
2026-06-13 23:32:11
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rpm1120
Ray 🦁 :
My shift starts in 4 hours please
2026-06-17 16:38:12
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sydrainn
Syd 🍉 🇨🇩 :
"can I get a pound of ham please?" they ask me when I have a buttercream bag in hand, cookies coming out of the oven, and the rack of bread behind me 👁️👄 👁️
2026-06-14 13:36:28
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larissa.83087
Larissa87 :
I work in the deli and the thin ham triggered me.
2026-06-14 19:50:52
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appleuser37658480
appleuser37658480 :
Can I get 5 pounds of ham shaved? Thanks
2026-06-14 16:25:57
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up.beat.soup
UpBeatSoup :
I work in a grocery store and this is really how it is 😭😭😭
2026-06-13 17:24:01
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joint.trauma
a 🍃 :
or when they'll pull a random item off the shelf, walk it across the store, then ask for the price 😭 like wow, if only we had labels for that near where we typically shelve it
2026-06-14 11:45:18
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fu3g0dieg0
UnblessedTees :
“You moved my cereal!” Cue me walking them directly to where the cereal has been for the last 45 years.
2026-06-16 16:21:34
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jesse.penny
Jesse Penny :
I've been out of the grocery biz for over twenty years and still have flashbacks on Thanksgiving Eve of begging customers to believe that we were OUT of frozen pie crusts, and there were NO MORE in the back freezer.
2026-06-14 04:31:14
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rachelhendricks8
Rachel H. :
And guess where I spend 46+ hours a week 😔
2026-06-14 15:08:44
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crimsonelleven
brittany ro :
I literally heard a lady ask for turkey “cut as thin as you can BUT NOT SHAVED.” So our deli lady cut it on the next thinnest setting and she asked for it thinner???? Lady do you think we can start cutting of thickness an atom at a time??
2026-06-14 22:18:02
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brokehufflepuff
brokehufflepuff :
Deli worker of a decade here. The ham one made me want to cry.
2026-06-15 22:05:32
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deaddoa
Dead :
worked at walmart for a couple weeks, had a dude come in and ask for 4 boxes of pineapple, like 4 boxes of 6 pineapples, we were already completely out of pineapple
2026-06-15 02:18:01
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layeredcakes
lee :
this is so realistic that you owe me 26 cents a minute I was watching which is what I made in my retail job
2026-06-16 03:59:33
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poiuiopy
poiuiopy :
"can i get 2 pounds of cheese sliced super thin with paper inbetween each slice, and i have more orders after this too" 😀
2026-06-16 19:33:44
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brishivacado
brishivacado :
One time I was in Walmart wearing my Publix uniform and someone asked if I worked at Walmart
2026-06-16 01:04:23
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ladyoriza
LadyOriza :
"can I special order this item" sir, this is Aldi. why are you buying 40 frost waters in the first place???????
2026-06-14 14:51:44
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fahrmaiden
LalalaLisa :
What is it with the COTTAGE CHEESE I swear I never realized the average consumer cottage cheese consumption.
2026-06-14 17:05:10
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corevortex1
core_vortex1 :
to be fair the manager thing is something funny
2026-06-13 22:21:11
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cassie.jones.4.eb
Cassie Jones 4 E-Boo :
Genuinely had a guy like the first one but with sticks of Irish butter. He swore it was the best for fried bologna sandwiches and had his cart filled with all, i believe, 120 sticks of Irish butter I had put out 20 minutes beforehand.
2026-06-14 16:27:23
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kaylacrosbydesign
Kayla :
“Excuse me, do you work in this department?” And I’m actively standing next to a trolley putting an item inside a tote
2026-06-14 18:27:25
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oestridea
fly🇵🇸 :
the ham one is too real, i hate working in the deli
2026-06-14 11:39:19
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ar18enjoyer
ar18enjoyer :
I’ve seen people buying like 50+ limes. What do you need that many limes for
2026-06-14 13:07:08
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