Paul Conway
Region: US
Saturday 13 June 2026 18:49:26 GMT
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Colin smeg :
“Where’s your warrant” when someone knocks on the bathroom door
2026-06-13 18:54:24
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Serah :
I’ve been using “My right or your right?” when we’re facing the same direction.
2026-06-13 19:50:38
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Ursus el Bardo :
what is this? bit city?
2026-07-17 04:44:45
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Mofu Mofu :
saying "mathematically speaking" when givin an explanation that has nothing to do with math
2026-06-13 19:03:33
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anesu_mb :
Putting someone’s name in air quotes, for no reason.
2026-06-13 19:54:59
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scar ✨ :
> literally anything “hey that was my nickname in highschool!”
2026-06-13 23:44:32
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Felipe Castro :
"I've been saying this" whenever someone says something very specific about what going on at the time
2026-06-13 19:37:30
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mythologigi :
I'd argue that saying " that was a good year" to a four digit number that's nowhere near the current millennium is outrageously more funny than something realistic. 1992? eh. kinda funny if you weren't born yet but the most it'll get is a small "heh". 1754? paints the illusion of you being an immortal being, very whimsical, 10/10. 5829? unimaginably far away, very silly, deserves a good giggle.
2026-06-14 06:53:23
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wii :
> Any time there are two outcomes no matter the odds "it's a 50/50"
2026-06-13 21:43:14
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lil miss whistleshit 🍉 :
when asked to sign something: “anything for a fan!”
2026-06-15 22:35:51
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infected!sans :
*sees 10 million fireflies* what is this owl city?
2026-07-18 18:30:58
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tommy_today :
"what do you think?" "I try not to"
2026-06-15 20:23:30
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Corax :
after being offered anything that you aren't in the mood for "no thanks, I'm trying to quit"
2026-06-14 05:29:16
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ೃ࿔ lex !! ･˚˖𓍢ִ໋ :
“no thanks- think of all the paperwork” in response to something that doesn’t require any paperwork
2026-06-14 08:57:21
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Taking a break from TikTok :
“You can’t rush art” when anyone tells you to hurry up with anything.
2026-06-14 04:00:27
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Iveb :
"That was gonna be my second guess" after getting something completely wrong and getting corrected
2026-07-18 23:36:33
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Koen :
Door city over here.
2026-06-18 01:29:37
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LucasFCBarbosa :
“Yeah they do that” whenever someone describes something performing an action.
2026-06-13 22:39:08
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BYUMensSoakingTeam :
“Let’s land the plane brother” when the story is boring
2026-07-19 02:24:21
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Max Cutler :
when someone is telling a story, they often start with ex "so I was at the grocery store..." and then they pause for a brief moment, I like to throw in a "I believe you" after the obviously believable setup, well before the crazy thing they're hoping to get to. it only throws them off a bit and its technically active listening
2026-06-14 07:59:02
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Alex Fong :
I’ve been saying “did you check the fridge?” Whenever someone is looking for something not fridge related. It’s been almost 10 years ongoing
2026-06-23 21:22:57
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Zara's Stupid TikTok :
When someone asks if you work at a place while you're working there reply "No I just live here"
2026-06-13 19:17:00
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Gilbert (Laufey's version) :
I like using "my [cardinal direction] or your [cardinal direction]?"
2026-06-15 04:09:26
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Jason :
Whenever some thing happens you say “you’ll have that on these big jobs”
2026-06-14 00:09:20
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