Paul Conway
Region: US
Saturday 13 June 2026 18:49:26 GMT
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Colin (prof.Siegle) :
“Where’s your warrant” when someone knocks on the bathroom door
2026-06-13 18:54:24
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Mofu Mofu :
saying "mathematically speaking" when givin an explanation that has nothing to do with math
2026-06-13 19:03:33
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iamkeegann :
Nah but see, after the slump of the bit, there’s always that one time you say it that is the jackpot that’s worth an A++ so keep saying the joke.
2026-06-22 05:15:08
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Cerah :
I’ve been using “My right or your right?” when we’re facing the same direction.
2026-06-13 19:50:38
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anesu_mb :
Putting someone’s name in air quotes, for no reason.
2026-06-13 19:54:59
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scar ✨ :
> literally anything “hey that was my nickname in highschool!”
2026-06-13 23:44:32
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tommy_today :
"what do you think?" "I try not to"
2026-06-15 20:23:30
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Corax :
after being offered anything that you aren't in the mood for "no thanks, I'm trying to quit"
2026-06-14 05:29:16
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Felipe Castro :
"I've been saying this" whenever someone says something very specific about what going on at the time
2026-06-13 19:37:30
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LucasFCBarbosa :
“Yeah they do that” whenever someone describes something performing an action.
2026-06-13 22:39:08
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wii :
> Any time there are two outcomes no matter the odds "it's a 50/50"
2026-06-13 21:43:14
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Beck :
Door city over here 🚪
2026-06-13 20:10:05
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Becky :
Referred to the auto industry as “big car” to my offline parents and they thought it was hilarious so that’s a good one
2026-06-16 19:59:26
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݁༄ lex ✧･ (sfth ver.) 🪽 :
“no thanks- think of all the paperwork” in response to something that doesn’t require any paperwork
2026-06-14 08:57:21
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Max Cutler :
when someone is telling a story, they often start with ex "so I was at the grocery store..." and then they pause for a brief moment, I like to throw in a "I believe you" after the obviously believable setup, well before the crazy thing they're hoping to get to. it only throws them off a bit and its technically active listening
2026-06-14 07:59:02
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Gilbert (Laufey's version) :
I like using "my [cardinal direction] or your [cardinal direction]?"
2026-06-15 04:09:26
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lil miss whistleshit 🍉 :
when asked to sign something: “anything for a fan!”
2026-06-15 22:35:51
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aurora stark :
commenting anything equal is "almost even" -- score is 3 to 3, thats almost even, ect. stole this from MXC
2026-06-22 05:09:11
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magicalgirlkyra :
"it's a Christmas miracle" which is funnier both the less miraculous the event in question and the further removed from Christmas it is
2026-06-17 07:08:59
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mythologigi :
I'd argue that saying " that was a good year" to a four digit number that's nowhere near the current millennium is outrageously more funny than something realistic. 1992? eh. kinda funny if you weren't born yet but the most it'll get is a small "heh". 1754? paints the illusion of you being an immortal being, very whimsical, 10/10. 5829? unimaginably far away, very silly, deserves a good giggle.
2026-06-14 06:53:23
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Taking a break from TikTok :
“You can’t rush art” when anyone tells you to hurry up with anything.
2026-06-14 04:00:27
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Mr. Green Bay Butter Churner :
"this wasn't in the script" when something unexpected happens (first video ive seen of this series)
2026-06-14 09:37:36
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Zara's Stupid TikTok :
When someone asks if you work at a place while you're working there reply "No I just live here"
2026-06-13 19:17:00
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texasbaseballboy :
I’m a fan of “prove it.” Someone says they got back from a trip. Prove it. They went to their dentist, prove it.
2026-06-15 03:32:03
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Jordan :
What is this, monopoly?
2026-06-13 20:17:07
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