@zactownsend_: Why do you want to join the army? #army #military #usa #job #fyp

Reverse Blue✳️ :

Same girlfriend?

Hex :

plot twist they have the same girlfriend

@operator26 :

damn dude

poopoopachu3erestu :

My father in law joined because he got a 16 yr old pregnant at 21

Mike Kim-Nguyen Hang :

Damn I feel attacked. My gf at the time was pregnant, and I joined the army back in 2010 😂

prodsoggyfries :

I joined for dental insurance

Otto Von Wahr :

because I got my dodge charger pregnant

🍃Blazie Suzie🍃 :

We’re missing “bc I can’t get any other job”

Ken Newman :

All very heroic motives 😅😁

Dwayne Braithwaite :

😂😂😂😳😳😳😂😂😂 again 😂😂😂

vlach :

Bixbite :

just like my dad

Not3kermit :

this is a good Durex advertisement

space_cowboy3005 :

Plot twist It’s the same girl😭

lucky t. timo :

Bro ask the first one again

kratoss :

the first one

Krucifix :

it's the same girl

ĐộngQuốc :

No offense, but what's the connection between my girlfriend being pregnant and joining the military?

Jhong0325 :

Durex Sponsored

FSMISC :

you know what, at least they're trying at least they're taking responsibility