@_thatdataguy: Six former interns. The interns left. The admin accounts stayed. #thatdataguy #access #security

theoneajw :

so HR forgot to update the dev 🙈🙈🙈

Explorer :

as an intern I can confirm that my admin account is called intern

Why am I here again? :

As an IT auditor, the algorithm is getting too scary 😭

Dim5Qubit :

5 phases of a project. 1. Initiating 2. Planning 3. Execution 4. Monitor & Control 5. CLOSE

Margit :

Hahaha. And the best is, this won’t change

Style over Fashion :

I've transferred multiple times in my firm and IT has not removed a single ERP screen from me. I can pull data from purchasing, production, customer service, logistics and warranty. I'm only supposed to have 2 inventory screens...

Little Froggie :

That's why you need a proper Head of IT, not just a tech guy without executive empowerment

gruffaloobill :

i just got a warning about a forced automatic migration of a azure storage account in my name i didnt remember existed that was used for the test environment for a internal food inventory system at a place i havent worked at for 8 years. turns out the production environment went down at some point in time after i stopped working there and no one knew how to fix it..their solution... just start using the test environment for production... should i give them a heads up there might be some downtime soon?🤣

Alex Radford :

This is why you involve IT in the offboarding process

Bearly :

Where’s the system admin by the way 😭

coffeeinnebula :

time makes the difference. 'if it becomes a problem' turns into 'when it becomes a problem'

cm26_3 :

Why management asking a dev? That’s ITs fault

Raph :

The intern is the super user 😆

BBeth :

Omg I literally had this meeting today

Samantha Harwood :

We once had an issue with admin access and assigned super admin access to a stuffed toy called “Freddy J Frog”, he was listed in the directory for years!

Moosh420 :

I'm still on the internal testflight list for moneybox, a company i haven't worked for for over 3 years now. I kept telling my friend, who was literally the head of quality assurance, and STILL i have access to their internal test flight builds.

Maria :

It’s a trick question, the intern is security admin. After all we don’t want to actually pay someone to do it when we can get the intern to do it for just free tea and coffee and having something that looks good on their CV! 😁

mimmymac09 :

is that you Marks and Spencer

KC :

When I first started they gave me an all access passcard to every lock in the company nationwide instead of the building I worked at...

Magpie Kit :

Why don’t you develop a contact end date in the HR system and run a flow that switches off access when the day passes?

Null Sec :

novagaming77ni 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 :

Stop vaping in work

Osbert Magara :

We don’t have time for this.

SieurEast® :

tooo relatable hahahahah

Alis :

This process usually falls under "Lifecycle Management" with the IT/security folks. When I was studying for my degree, I had to design and implement it in a lab setting, and with a decade of experience, I have yet to work anywhere that actually had the process built out.