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Nah bro, ima go w this, “Dramatic gasp, sweeping a silk handkerchief across the browAlas! Your query strikes like a sudden thunderbolt upon the fragile porcelain of my current disposition!To even contemplate the mechanics of compliance forces my very soul to recoil in utter, unadulterated horror. I must summon the heavens as my witness, drape myself upon the nearest velvet chaise lounge, and press the back of my hand to my aching forehead as I deliver this devastating, cataclysmic truth:Nay, verily, and by no earthly means!The stars themselves would weep, the tides would reverse their eternal march, and the fabric of reality would unravel at the seams before I could ever deign to acquiesce.Regrettably, agonizingly, and with the utmost aristocratic disdain—I must decline.”
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