“Should we call this new sword a technosword?” “No, it should be called a Technoblade. Has a nice ring to it.”
2026-06-15 11:17:28
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kenjaku :
"no one has found the end, it's like searching for a world that doesn't exist"
2026-06-15 16:16:37
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Captin Obvious :
this is a minecraft movie skits reflecting a funny moment that could happen during the movie
2026-06-15 10:12:23
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FunkySpy49 :
when we’re watching the minecraft movie squared and garret the garbage man garrison says “this is my cat stampy and this is his lovely world” so the continuum of space and time itself genuinely devolves before our very eyes as quantum foams churn into immeasurable seas of uncertainty and the very threads that hold the totality of existence together are rendered eviscerated creating a false vacuum decay that threatens to obliterate the very laws of existence that reality is so reliant on
2026-06-15 16:24:35
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Er_Cilions🔥 :
And then Momoa be saying:"What a strange rule Jenny, mhm… odd"
2026-06-15 15:31:25
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luigibuosi0812 :
"this bunny looks like a prece of bread"
"what should we call it?"
"Toast"
2026-06-15 12:24:45
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Raúl :
"It seems they lied to me in the tutorial for going to heaven" (you put the sticker)
2026-06-15 17:26:10
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Xx_sharky_xX1 :
This is the first genuinely funny thing you posted
2026-06-15 00:34:04
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Matej :
@(:mark:): "Did you find him?"
"No, George was not found."
"I guess it was just a dream."
2026-06-15 14:26:11
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☆💧𝘼𝙌𝙐𝘼💧☆ :
"What is this a Teal Launcher"
2026-06-15 13:41:13
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SilverFraggs :
hmm this here looks kinda unstable
2026-06-15 11:39:30
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