@everycorporatever: Ain’t no way I’m doing this for another 30 years… In the mean time, I’m going to go ahead and pull my pay early with Deel… gotta do whatever I can for the dopamine am I right?! @letsdeel corporate memes, office memes, work humor, meetings, corporate speak

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xiaoxiecssap
xiaoxiecssap :
synergy, pipeline, alignment, pivot, granular, bandwidth, leverage, optimization, uplift, holistic, approach, recap, sync, strategy, high-touch, circle back, touch base, deep dive, low-hanging fruit, boil the ocean, move the needle, take it offline, at the end of the day EOD
2026-06-15 22:54:31
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jdianne64
jdianne64 :
I can agree. I can actually follow his logic. The fact that I understand and can visualize exactly what he’s trying to say is scary. You generally wouldn’t want to cross verticals because it can lead to duplicative effort and consolidating those points would lead to more efficiency and cost-effectiveness, in the realm of doing more with less instead of doing less with more.
2026-06-16 16:20:32
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learnthetruthnow.org
The Truth will set you free. :
Meanwhile i have him on mute watching TikTok
2026-06-15 13:58:25
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only.onam
Onam :
Earns 3x your salary btw😔
2026-06-15 17:13:50
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bostonian525
bostonian :
Everyone listening mentally saying “what the hell are you talking about”
2026-06-15 08:45:57
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paulyzmwwvq
Pauly C. :
Corporate lingo is hell on Earth
2026-06-24 20:15:45
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bond00321
Mason :
Time to recline and take a power nap 😜
2026-06-21 15:29:42
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karenmc1978
Karen mccully :
Chatting sh*t basically trying to fool us that the company is failing
2026-06-19 22:50:32
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lake_poet
lake_poet :
Someone needs to build a corporate drivel generator app
2026-06-17 18:21:11
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holaadie
HolaAdie :
A bunch of nothing and we still just got be dynamic in your efforts to make more money? I think???
2026-06-15 05:02:31
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graememullins
Graeme Mullins :
People can chat so much nonsense 😂
2026-06-16 23:23:12
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desmond.mundy3
Desmond and Gramma :
oh, we've all got this one guy, new one every year
2026-06-15 20:26:44
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gh_wasabe
gh_wasabe :
You are so cute.
2026-06-24 15:14:29
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tiktoktipper79
tiktoktipper :
God it’s gotten so so bad. The fact this is spot on is embarrassing.
2026-06-16 06:34:17
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dinabean111
dinabean111 :
I wish I could say this stuff in my meetings! Absolutely hilarious!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2026-06-17 21:43:23
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spiritscorcher
SpiritScorcher :
There was a guy at work who used the word “synergy” and I cringed 😂
2026-06-16 21:33:22
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cosmopolitan96
Cosmopolitan96 :
is Donald Trump on your team 😂😂😂😂
2026-06-20 16:15:33
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yousraabdulsakhi
YOUSRA :
Not 10 more years
2026-06-15 12:21:05
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shea.evans4
shea evans :
This is all too familiar.
2026-08-06 20:18:48
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bsa709
bsa709 :
Honestly I listen at the beginning and at the end , whatever in the middle I don’t even try to understand it 🏃🏻‍♀️
2026-08-13 07:01:23
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katyakotyonok
Katie Jaydee :
Sorry, that's not in my wheelhouse.
2026-08-01 12:06:14
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liv.catchingup
liv.catchingup :
Reallll
2026-07-31 11:06:45
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user4136711235162
kk :
"optimize band with and pivot to a more scalable framework" 😂😂right on the money
2026-07-30 19:12:52
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why_am_i_here_again_32
I am me :
In a nutshell, we are failing as a team, so let’s get the stakeholders planned by the end of the day and then regroup the larger team to make a plan.
2026-08-06 10:23:13
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theclockworkmaze
Cora In The Maze :
Right? Right?
2026-06-16 00:32:21
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