The likelihood of my husband and I being cousins is a VEEERRY low. I'll take my chances.
2026-06-15 21:11:29
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Gage Chatham :
Honestly like. How close of cousins we talkin? Cuz anything like 3rd or 4th im not bothered
2026-07-03 00:14:24
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Bullmastiff LA :
I appreciate how you tried to make EVERY RELATIONSHIP IN THE AUDIENCE FIGHT FOR YOU AMUSEMENT!!! 😂😂😂
2026-07-02 16:27:52
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Jayar M. :
We have family reunions to prevent this
2026-07-03 15:21:43
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marielouiselauen :
yeah, we would go "do we have to tell anyone?" but we don't want kids
2026-06-15 20:39:41
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Anna Catalina :
About that...I did one of those ancestry tests and my bf's mom popped up in my matches 😂 distant, but there she was lol.
2026-06-15 22:26:27
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Chel :
my first thought was we already have kids so the damage has been done 🤷
2026-06-15 21:51:21
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bigolenaturals :
No? It would be infinitely funnier if I said, no that’s not my dad, that’s my cousin
2026-07-02 19:11:09
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jrconncompean :
My husband said he wouldn’t love me if I had a penis and I’m still mad about it
2026-08-10 13:07:16
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mianetteroets :
So my problem is my husband and I look similar. So I get asked a ton if we are related. How do I go from "No we're married" to "Techincally, but we don't speak about it because we're married." 😂😭
2026-06-16 12:01:37
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MechMonkey :
My wife and I have had this conversation. We haven't had kids and absolutely are not going to anyway (I have two from my last relationship). We wouldn't break up, we'd just be very selective who we told, if anyone
2026-06-16 02:41:22
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howard38370 :
She makes me laugh.
2026-06-18 14:01:46
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✨ 𝓛𝓾𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓓𝓮𝓬𝓪𝔂 ✨ :
Me and my bf are from different sides of the planet… I’m still gonna ask
2026-07-02 23:10:46
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Tazz :
This was a great special!
2026-06-21 22:07:16
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Jellyan07 :
your family would know and believe me, people would talk
2026-06-15 21:55:27
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BlackSheep7288 :
Hell no I’m not breaking up
2026-06-18 21:49:03
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Tregelen🇦🇺 :
If they are on the tree, leave them be
2026-06-24 08:41:46
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The Beck Family Zoo @ 🦋 :
😂😂😂 She’s so funny!
2026-06-15 20:20:49
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Cast Iron Savannah :
I mean... the robot part makes it BETTER, they'll never die
2026-06-18 21:58:35
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FatLittleButterfly :
I would ask how cousin 😂
2026-06-15 22:36:50
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A.MOORTAL :
Fun fact: everyone on earth is at most 52nd cousins
2026-07-03 06:49:11
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Colleen :
If we’re first or second cousins, we’re done. Third cousins or even more distant and we didn’t grow up together, I can live with it. I don’t want kids anyway. 🤷🏼♀️
2026-07-02 20:37:34
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nigles :
the real question is, how close of a cousin? first cousin yes, 4th or more for sure no, 2nd or 3rd, maybe?
2026-06-16 21:02:45
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Jane Doe Napping🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 :
The audacity!! 😂😂😂
2026-07-03 22:08:18
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DrAmyMarschall :
My grandfather got really into genealogy after he retired and learned he and my grandma were third cousins. They were both in their late 60s by then, married 40+ years. He self published a book about it so they stayed together AND told everyone 😂
2026-07-03 19:42:29
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