Melody's rants
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🎶°•°•°:>Yo<:°•°•°🎵 :
what do we say to the nice lady?
2026-06-20 03:57:36
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dipshit29 :
How fast i caught that reference
2026-06-20 09:11:52
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🖤🧛🏻♀️Mrs. Dinunzio🧟♀️🩸 :
Is this a reference or an actual story😭
2026-06-16 00:29:35
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Pæce_Angél :
I hope your phone charger works perfectly at any angle. I hope your favorite show gets a beautiful finale that makes you smile. I hope your pillow is always cool and comfortable on both sides. I hope everyone in front of you walks with purpose and makes space for you. I hope your favorite pen never runs out of ink, especially during important moments. I hope every soda you drink is fresh and perfectly fizzy. I hope the inside of your cheek never gets bitten again. I hope your socks are always warm and dry. I hope every itch disappears instantly. I hope your ice cream melts slowly so you can enjoy every bite. I hope your shoelaces stay tied all day. I hope every time you sneeze, someone says “bless you” at the perfect moment. I hope your autocorrect always understands exactly what you mean. I hope your favorite song plays in your head and you remember every line. I hope your favorite mug stays whole and perfect forever. I hope your coffee never spills and tastes amazing. I hope your toast always lands butter side up. I hope you fall asleep peacefully without any notifications. I hope you always remember exactly why you walked into a room. I hope every drive-thru moves quickly and smoothly. I hope every vending machine gives you exactly what you want. I hope every hoodie you wear has perfectly even strings. I hope you always get a smooth, quiet shopping cart. I hope your shampoo bottle is always just full enough. I hope your battery always lasts long enough to save everything important. I hope you always press the skip ad button perfectly. I hope your popcorn comes out perfectly popped every time. I hope your netflix never buffers during the best parts. I hope your nights are peaceful and quiet. I hope your earbuds stay neatly untangled. I hope your feet never hit the corner of furniture again. I hope your packages always arrive exactly when you need them. I hope your pizza is always perfectly cooked. I hope every pair of pants you own stays strong and hole-free. I hope your toast pops up warm and perfect right on time.
2026-06-22 13:40:01
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nehır 🇹🇷͜͡✯ :
i recognized the story immediately😭 i watch reddit stories too much
2026-06-20 21:14:45
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NautilusWalnut :
thank you nice lady
2026-06-21 01:49:10
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A Roland Glazer🇸🇦 :
WE ALL caught the reference.
2026-06-21 01:05:43
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Melody's rants :
Who's here under an hour
2026-06-15 23:07:22
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°⊹𑁍𝆺𝅥~Darwin~𝆺𝅥𑁍⊹° :
What do we say to the nice lady?
2026-06-20 15:18:56
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𐔌 ⋮ rii ♡ Matthew ₊ ꒱ 🍝🌍 :
thanks to you,I got my ass late to school
2026-06-22 22:24:31
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74ntc :
Dad, who was Melody’s rants?
2026-06-22 06:25:42
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ITJUSTMAKESYOUHAPPY! +10% XP :
thank you mommy
2026-06-20 18:15:30
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☆彡彡RYUZ4K1ミミ☆ :
Marry me pls ur so TUFF
2026-06-16 08:00:38
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Digging_ editz_prodzz :
Isn't their a episode like this in South park
2026-06-16 15:04:17
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Rackzz figs✝️ :
OMG I KNOW THIS REDDIT STORY✌️✌️
2026-06-17 03:20:46
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🐈⬛🧊borderline✌️💮 :
I genuinely love you
2026-06-16 02:32:49
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❤️💋Zuko_ Nessa❤️💋 :
You just got a new follower 🥰😁
2026-06-16 00:20:53
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proteinspill :
this was on his/her story I think
2026-06-23 17:52:50
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