@lucidflyingsexdreams: BREAKING NEWS: I MADE A JOKE ON THE SERIOUS APP WHERE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE SERIOUS AND LITERAL ALL THE TIME, MY BAD💕 ANYWAY.. FIREWORKS ARE DANGEROUS PEOPLE THEY DONT CARE WHO YOU ARE OR WHERE YOURE FROM🥲 . #4thofjuly #america #fireworks #america250 #unitedstates

TeaCake :

Isn’t it kind of weird that our ex is gonna be here for our birthday party?

TeeKey.TeeKay :

What an introduction to the American Healthcare system that would be

ChlamydiaEnthusiast69 :

mind you this is the 250th anniversary of America the fireworks are gonna be insane this year 😭

ida :

oh i forgot fireworks only existed in america

! Djen 🤍 :

List of things we don’t have (according to TikTok) - Water - Ice (the frozen water kind) - AC - thunderstorms/lightning - Fireworks

Strawberry :

We need a fireworks safety video stat.

lyds ✟ :

what do you know about guy fawkes

strangey 𖣂 :

are you under the impression that we don’t have fireworks or a holiday revolving around fireworks…?

🍉Mika🖤 :

Never heard about fireworks before. We don’t have that in the county of Europe

Loser of the Ninth :

somebody doesn't remember remember

Winilou :

Jade <3 :

so the uk lowkey has a holiday called bonfire night that revolves around bonfires and fireworks

(g)racecar :

im begging you to remember remember the 5th of november

botts_135 :

The American education system needs to be studied

mol :

You know we also have fireworks right

Soph :

speaking as a dutch person, im 100% sure we have WAYY more experienced with fireworks

Marie ⚽🇲🇽 :

moment of silence for the first responders

_hhgg_18 :

Probably thinks we don’t have cars either

Teela Sluman :

1. We don't celebrate 4th of July. 2. We also have a night once a year where we set off fireworks too.

Mawi :

do you think we don’t have fireworks lad?

Uncommon 0:) :

me when I say something stupid then backtrack by saying it was satire

Lova :

We have fireworks, you know that, right?