@askandconnect: Ready to ditch the boring small talk? 🤫 Here are 5 silly questions to bring instant laughs to your squad! Which one is your favorite? Drop your answer below! 👇👇 #datenightideas #randomquestions #lovetok
My friend literally responded this when I asked them the vegetable question...
"The food or a person". I died laughing
2026-07-20 15:21:27
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Amanda 🐙 :
Asked him 4. He said Stephen Hawking 🤓
2026-06-24 23:53:26
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chloehorner22 :
4, a mushroom i reckon he would be a really fungi
2026-06-19 19:33:34
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Branwen :
My husband said the only vegetable he’d be married to is me in a coma and I couldn’t finishing asking questions 🙃
2026-06-27 01:44:03
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ash :
question 2
screaming goat
2026-06-18 23:37:44
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rjlef87 :
I asked my six year old these, her answers did not disappoint 😂
2026-06-19 05:48:21
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Twinkabell :
My twelve year old son said ringtone for farts and then it would disguise the fart as people will think someone is calling. Never been more proud of that quick response !!!
2026-06-27 14:22:17
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Bugs Bunny is the 🐐 :
My wife said ice cream truck for the farts. 🤣
2026-06-19 16:05:24
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ItsPeopleyOutThere :
My fart noise would be the Baymax sound when he fist bumps and I would marry a potato. 🥔
2026-06-20 02:09:59
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the ineffable G :
These angered my husband to no end and brought me all the joy lol
2026-06-21 23:07:58
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Lauren Renée Linney :
question 2-- THX sound
2026-06-21 23:12:00
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MeachelLopez :
I say BUMBACLAAAAT, for farts😂😂😂
2026-06-19 18:07:02
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krustytheklown2 :
The Mrs said Steven hawking for q4 I think I’ve picked a keeper
2026-06-19 20:17:00
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user5686085639766 :
2, A giggle
2026-06-19 11:51:36
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Queen Of Fire :
I had way more fun with this for myself then my boyfriend😂😂😂😂
2026-06-20 20:25:49
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AA :
100% replacing my farts with a moo
2026-07-03 07:24:34
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BeeBeeFox :
I’m changing my farts to duck quacks
2026-06-22 14:29:57
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Danielle Caron :
Farts - the sound the air makes when you pull the balloon mouthpiece tight and the air escapes in a high pitched sound
2026-06-19 23:55:24
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ameeanthony92 :
matts changing his fart to a chirp
2026-08-31 04:05:05
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Niya :
My boyfriend said he wants his farts to sound like the text message notification so no one suspect him farting in public
2026-08-05 06:08:17
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✧꧁꩜⋆ 𝕱𝖆𝖊 ⋆꩜꧂✧ :
I'd be slapping Alexander Hamilton in the face with a fish
2026-08-02 04:40:08
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Dan 'of clan' B :
farts would be replaced with the sound of a goan tube 😂
2026-07-10 22:34:04
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Katelynne Chastain :
my husband said fart to an air craft sound
2026-08-08 02:26:23
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