Dan Docimo
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Tuesday 16 June 2026 13:22:59 GMT
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heatzz :
Psych RN- can confirm, I’ve met Jesus 3 times!
2026-06-17 01:57:23
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KR3663RZ :
"jesi" 😭
2026-06-16 17:48:17
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FAF0 BACON :
Christ, this joke is terrific.
2026-06-16 18:30:02
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Rob Stewardson :
That’s actually a really cool premise for a video game. You just keep reincarnating into different JCs and getting committed until you figure out how to break out and convince the world
2026-06-17 01:47:17
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Nots :
weird thought, what if they're all Jesus? What if the meds screw with the mechanism that he uses to come back, and it's gotten stuck on the same era so he just keeps coming back as a new person in the same general era so they're all him just along different points of his timeline.
2026-07-22 13:35:27
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amandasmith9331 :
“When are you coming back Jesus?” “I keep trying”.
2026-06-17 14:23:49
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carly :
psych CA here i’ve met jesus 6 times ❤️
2026-06-17 12:23:55
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WolfPaintball :
Plural jesi is Hilarious
2026-06-16 19:57:54
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Tache :
Saturated market
2026-06-17 00:14:14
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h 🍉 :
The Three Christs of Ypsilanti was about this
2026-07-22 08:43:55
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aj :
yk in the times i was in a mental hospital there was never a guy who thought he was jesus BUT there was a guy who thought he was patrick swayze
2026-07-22 15:31:57
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Attack Helicopter :
this would make a great movie (script)
2026-06-16 19:55:23
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𝙷🐞𝚕𝚕𝚢 :
unironicaly a terrific plot for a movie/tv show, I'd totally watch that
2026-06-17 02:39:11
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Andy :
“Tf you mean another one?”
2026-06-18 17:34:41
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Nonymouse :
“How does he keep getting wine?” “No clue man, not my problem & if I write it up it will be, so be cool” 🤷♂️
2026-06-16 19:15:50
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Ferb :
The Thorazine part took me out. 🤭😭😅🤣
2026-06-16 21:31:41
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Boney Customs :
LMFAO Great concept
2026-07-22 00:33:46
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c’Rochae The Brand :
Sometimes I expect too much from a joke. I was waiting to find out why they think they’re Jesus.
2026-07-22 05:05:38
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Miguel Garcia :
As a 911 dispatcher, this is true. I’ve spoken to Jesus many times
2026-06-18 15:11:25
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Official 80k :
I mean, its still an upgrade from what he went through last time...
2026-06-17 04:25:08
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salpuma :
"Remember that?" 😂😂
2026-06-16 21:25:53
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Dragons and Marsh :
He also said, “you will not know its me.” Meaning we wont be able to tell him apart from everyone else🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2026-06-19 11:13:38
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alanpeppiatt :
Well he nailed that joke.
2026-06-17 09:54:16
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Z0BI :
Reminds me of this scene in ATLA
2026-06-21 01:02:29
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Legion_heir :
Will the real slim shady please stand up
2026-06-17 02:35:47
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