@netherwilds: You can’t earn a portcullis. #trillionaire

Varitek Ulrich :

Aye, surely the nobles need a third banquet whilst I dine upon turnips and stale grain.

w1ntermewt :

without the king wouldst thou have fields in which to toil!? I think not! /jest

🌓 :

Aye lad, but look no further the shillings shall trickle on the morrow. Thou hast just to wait but another thousand years

precum pasta :

as if he wasn't borned of royal descent😭✌️

Sethboi :

But the lords literally just put on a tournament and gave us bread?

Troy :

If thou refrained from indulging in surplus cost grinds of caffeine, perhaps it is thou that could see prosperity instead

Terabyte🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 :

Perhaps if thou spent less coins on the sea maiden's potions (Starbucks), then thou could be as bountiful as royalty, too

Kaaoev :

Thou must wait for the grain to trickle down

shittyname103 :

but if I work harder for my liege the heavens will smile upon me one day

Ricken Hale :

the other day my buddy told me that "feudalism isn't perfect but it's the best system we got"

thughippo :

Relinquish thy fear, for in a millennia’s time his majesty’s wealth will rain upon us all like water from the heavens.

ThatLankyBastard :

Most of his wealth isnt in liquid gold, its actually largely tied up in stalks. Corn and wheat, mostly. And you're the one growing it. So really its practically your money!

ᴀᴜɢᴜꜱᴛ :

soggypileofsocks :

Thou not feel thy wealth trickling?

frann :

This comment section needs to read more

Sophie Redfern :

Jake was very tall do you know him? I’ve deleted the post felt weird🤣just want to thank them for something

yossarian04 :

Kings held a divine right not an argument that they worked harder

Daniwaxwitch :

Has thou not heard of the trickle down effect?

00_sahunam :

This post is inaccurate, he hasn’t earned his gold toiling harder he has it because of his divine right 😭

thatguyredwine :

m'lord when will the wealth trickle down? oh that's not wealth it's piss.

nullthewarden :

dost thou jest? þe king hath worked hard for his gold! haply if one ne'er spent his coin on a pint at þe alehouse, haply he could afford to live as a king!

Zachariah Shupe :

yall joking but literally nothing has changed since then

TETRES :

old nobility was genuinely doing more for their communities then current billionaires are doing