My step dad died by sui and his last words to me (the day before) as I was leaving were “want a Coke Zero?” Hahaha so this is too close to home. 🤣 He was handing me a can from the fridge to have while I drove the 45 minutes home from his house. It was before the label turned red. He got out Justin Time
2026-07-23 19:16:54
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blackwoodvl :
i’ve always wanted to die in someone else’s home so i could become The Thing That Haunts™️
2026-07-24 07:36:01
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Its_____Riley :
As a retail worker I’m like 90% certain I’ve heard this before
2026-07-10 16:07:09
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Pottery Fan Winnie :
Dave thank you so much 🙏
2026-07-24 07:34:03
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Emily C :
‘I’d like a Dr.Pepper plz’ ‘Oh ! We only have Pepsi products’ ‘Well this is my 13th reason. Water please’ I’ve gotten laughs, and I’ve gotten concerned looks. 25% tip every time
2026-07-24 04:59:09
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IanNut :
We got diet coke
2026-07-24 06:32:00
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Gabe :
Average customer interaction
2026-07-09 20:00:37
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Ppppp :
What if I only drink Pepsi max
2026-07-10 03:16:49
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OkBert :
me with dr pepper
2026-07-23 19:49:34
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juststop.please :
ALL BECAUSE YOU FORGOT MY FUCKING COKE ZERO
2026-07-11 19:18:46
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Vinny :
Nah we got RC
2026-07-23 14:19:52
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SavvySavageSally :
do you...do weddings???
2026-07-16 22:28:36
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Pondwitch :
This is my first time on Earth so I REALLY appreciate this; thanks Dave! I'll be sure to use this with friends.
2026-06-25 03:52:53
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Moose :
Absolutely perfect, no notes
2026-07-11 12:12:04
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Gildedtrashsnatch :
Thank you Dave
2026-07-10 15:32:03
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ryley :
make it dr pepper and it's perfect
2026-07-12 15:44:10
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Nulla :
I can’t wait to start using this! [cute]
2026-07-09 19:21:32
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User38472921763 :
Thanks Dave
2026-06-24 15:14:23
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Under6ft :
he just like me fr
2026-06-26 18:26:01
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Dimethyl :
Just ran out of coke zero while house sitting at grandma's. thank you.
2026-06-16 19:15:22
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💋BunnyBoo💋 :
Coke Zero and sugar free coke are assburgers
2026-07-23 22:26:10
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