@ohso_semiko: So according to my 9-year-old, if I ever go missing, the police should be looking for: ✔️ Deep smile lines ✔️ Big arms ✔️ Eyebrows that always look mad ✔️ Pointy elf ears ✔️ Chipped fingernails ✔️ Baggy legs Now I’m trying to decide if I need a facelift, arm lift, leg lift, or just a gym membership. 🤷🏽♀️😂 The fact that this child looked me dead in my face and said “baggy legs” with confidence is what’s really bothering me. Parents… what’s the most disrespectfully accurate thing your child has ever said about you? 😭 #MomLife #ParentingHumor #KidsSayTheDarndestThings #FunnyKids #ParentingTikTok