@tizzyent: JESUS JUICE: Christian energy drinks are the ultimate grift.

Pearl :

Comes in 2 flavors , Resurrection Rush & Revelation Palpitation

MegLeaz :

Vtngnr :

So it’s 7Brew

John Sprecher :

Ive heard their shelf life is only for three days when stored at cave temperature

Meli :

The spirit of caffeine compels you!

TITANUP630 :

If these are not priced at $3.16 a piece, why even try?

nothing_happens8 :

Costs $6.66

Amber ᛑᛗᛛ :

Why did I read it as “yeehaw” at first

Donnie Strange :

why is there a picture of Chris Hemsworth on the can

Akadain :

🍋Little Lola Lemonade🍋 :

❌️Dreica73❌️ :

Is that Jared Leto on the can?

OhEmRo :

I can do all things through caffeine, for it strengthens me

SebastionEnvi :

makes me think i should have acted on my idea i had when i was a kid to release flavored communion wafers. my first one was gonna be Cinnamon Christ Cakes.

Armchair warrior, 59 :

Drinking too many energy drinks at once can actually kill you so I wouldn’t recommend it.

blowsabella :

ginama66 :

wait, what?

alexisharper1234 :

Noweh!

Squashy024 :

I almost just blocked you lol

Weeds :

The piano 🥴

FailingUpwards75 :

Just saying ...

MyXoMaToSiS106 :

Just did a quick search and found this immediately 😂