@tizzyent: JESUS JUICE: Christian energy drinks are the ultimate grift.

TITANUP630 :

If these are not priced at $3.16 a piece, why even try?

Pearl :

Comes in 2 flavors , Resurrection Rush & Revelation Palpitation

ScissorO :

Honestly... it's a brilliant grift. Yeah, no people (if not, extremely few) are gonna buy those at 7/11, BUT, I bet she will sell a shitload of cases to megachurches across the country... CHA-CHING!

Meli :

The spirit of caffeine compels you!

John S :

Ive heard their shelf life is only for three days when stored at cave temperature

Donnie Strange :

why is there a picture of Chris Hemsworth on the can

MegLeaz :

SebastionEnvi :

makes me think i should have acted on my idea i had when i was a kid to release flavored communion wafers. my first one was gonna be Cinnamon Christ Cakes.

Squashy024 :

I almost just blocked you lol

Amber ᛑᛗᛛ :

Why did I read it as “yeehaw” at first

alexisharper1234 :

Noweh!

nothing_happens8 :

Costs $6.66

Wezi :

Exhausted 24:7

OhEmRo :

I can do all things through caffeine, for it strengthens me

Weeds :

The piano 🥴

blowsabella :

MissMoss :

Is this an advert from The Boys??

FailingUpwards75 :

Just saying ...

🍋Little Lola Lemonade🍋 :

Akadain :

boxofkitty :

ao does the can refill itself three days after I drink it?

Armchair warrior, 59 :

Drinking too many energy drinks at once can actually kill you so I wouldn’t recommend it.