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I wish to instantly and permanently become the greatest basketball player of all time in every measurable and immeasurable way, surpassing every player who has ever lived or will ever live, in real life not only in dreams, simulations, hallucinations, virtual realities, alternate universes, fictional settings, or any other indirect or temporary form while remaining completely healthy, happy, and mentally sound. I wish for my entire body, mind, skills, athleticism, basketball IQ, instincts, reflexes, vision, coordination, speed, agility, acceleration, deceleration, balance, endurance, stamina, strength, vertical leap, standing reach, wingspan, shooting, finishing, passing, dribbling, defense, rebounding, leadership, clutch ability, consistency, durability, work ethic, confidence, decision making, and adaptability to improve naturally, proportionally, and perfectly without causing any pain, injury, illness, deformity, unwanted physical changes, loss of personality, loss of free will, shortened lifespan, memory loss, negative side effects, unintended consequences, or harm to myself or anyone else. I also wish to retain all of my relationships, happiness, humility, and love for the game, while achieving this instantly and permanently in the healthiest, safest, most beneficial, and perfectly functioning way possible, with every change working exactly as I intend, taking effect immediately in reality without requiring any waiting period, training, practice, gradual progression, hidden trade offs, or additional conditions, and with nothing happening that I do not explicitly want.
2026-07-04 02:34:48