@theonion: Bill Gates Invests In New Sex Trafficking Startup

Chicagopat :

Hadn't Elon cornered this market already?

wildogeigens :

you're supposed to be satire 🙄

Ceslav :

Billy will sue the fuck outta you be careful lmao

IncognitoMan420 :

this is too believable

Rhys :

Oh man the onion just keeps getting funnier

D :

Bro we can't have onion news randomly dropping into my feed in this climate... I'm getting mindfucked on a regular basis by the actual news I don't need to have to do a quadruple take to figure out if news or onion.

zachary_0008 :

He’s a billionaire makes sense

no one :

I thought the onion was satire

Romaniasecondglobalist :

where can I invest

SHL. STHL :

so profoundly disturbing indeed

мирон ак :

LMAOOO

Chris :

𝐅𝐈𝐅T𝐇 Ξ𝐋Ξ𝐌ΞИT :

ahahahaha

renderjack :

lMAO I Love the Onion

Anik Chaturvedi :

Jorgenbra :

so hyped to see the AI-integration in this industry

Lordking573 :

am I the first?

nicknames352 :

We can't know if it's serious or not until Christmas rolls around and we find out if Musk begged to visit.

highway_crasher :

Dude stop your telling the truth a lot more times the last couple years 🙏😭

macbcheesy 🚦 :

Jakob Stoler (stole her) I get it

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