“I’d like to read the names on every single gravestone” went over really well.
2026-06-18 22:13:04
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Dave :
Can I claim my familiar as a dependant?
2026-06-20 01:43:56
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criminal pigeon ❤️🖤 :
the healing potion one might actually work
2026-06-21 05:11:38
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Shaundonbon :
As a DM, the FDA one would probably work on me
2026-06-19 14:09:28
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acegrace6 :
well what’s the square footage of the tavern and how many doors and fire exits are there
2026-06-19 17:03:51
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Mish Ellie ❌👑 :
my friend trying to unionize the scribes in her first session 😂
2026-06-20 19:02:58
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Alyrah :
"did you know i have dark vision?" will always be my favorite especially when no dark vision is required
2026-06-20 03:27:54
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justine :
Time to get my kobold forklift certified
2026-06-19 04:14:05
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JonathanPi2025 :
"You temporarily lose a level for bringing up real world nonsense that doesnt belong in the fantasy game. You can have it back after you complete another long rest."
2026-06-18 22:09:46
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Charlie Schmelzer :
answer fir the squatters rights question: “oh you guys think its absndoned…” roll perception ( or possibly roll initiative depending on how far over the edge i have been pushed
2026-06-21 05:06:46
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Rowan Boren Photography 🖤 :
My husband is my DM, I will be using these and my character will die. 100% worth 😙
2026-06-20 02:37:02
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Apollo 🔆 (spamming=block) :
hey! my players are on this app!!
2026-06-19 11:56:32
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Centipede986 :
do we level up...
2026-06-19 16:31:27
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TheRealCupcakeman :
32, no the entity who owns it can claim it though, 2 months, 26 DC, yes, no evidence so nope, yes, and yes but its usually just one devil who steals the will from the person trying to sue you
2026-06-20 01:41:03
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J dawg some call me :
"wait I thought we had dark vision?"
2026-06-19 00:23:16
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magical_miss :
as the current dm in our group, thank you I hate(love) all of these questions 😀
2026-06-20 18:24:29
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dman4219 :
if you have a mimic guarding your store at night, is it a pet or an employee? and is it tax deductible?
2026-06-21 02:41:30
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TheWeldingViking :
15, yes but only once, 4 months, you can try but he knows the local officers by name, yes signed by the king, next of kin is generally paid out a lump sum, no mimics would qualify as a resident or pet, no as clerics are protected under Good Samaritan acts.
2026-06-20 22:59:52
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Justin :
Me as DM: Ope! Make a DC 30 DEX save as the horizontal plane you are standing on suddenly turns to lava…for some reason.
2026-06-19 02:17:16
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quicksilver :
as a DM i like to try and answer these as you list them off. this does overestimate me but its like training. love the videos :p
2026-06-20 07:39:52
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Tiffany :
Please roll to confirm any farther questions.
2026-06-20 07:01:13
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✝️winkCracker :
60, is your patron a recognized deity in this state? A week for most, the fey and dragon association doesn’t have those credentials, straight up no, depends on risk most state sanctioned wizards offer revivify-worthy gems if at fault, depends on use case (if guarding valuables within self it’s actually an employee for all intents and purposes), and yes but they often don’t
2026-06-18 23:23:36
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WisteriaRot.ttv :
I have been using these on my DM. Thank you so much.
2026-06-18 22:31:41
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Livi :
As the party cleric … that last one has me fucked up 🤣🤣🤣🤣
2026-06-20 15:24:18
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Amla Day :
as a dm these would stress me out lol
2026-06-18 22:18:02
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