@teddynonstop: POV: I just saw a shirt that reads: "Butt plugs are all fun and games until you fart and shoot the cat." 😭 pause And now I have two conflicting emotions. 😅 On one hand... I am deeply amused. On the other hand... I have questions. A LOT of questions. 😭 Because shirts don't just materialize out of thin air. Somebody had to think of this. Somebody had to design it. And somewhere along the line somebody else said: "Yep. That's funny enough to print." 😅 Me staring at the shirt like: “…who was the inspiration for this?” Because I refuse to believe this sentence emerged from a completely normal brainstorming session. 😭 At this point I'm less interested in the shirt... And more interested in the series of life events that led to its existence. Me reading it for the fifth time like: “I shouldn't be laughing.” “And yet here we are.” 😭 #WhatDidIJustRead #FunnyShirts #InternetChaos #TikTokHumor #realtalk 😅