patient: “you’ll need a butterfly”. me: *pops in a 16g*
2026-06-19 01:28:12
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sarah :
my favorite was i had my gallbladder removed when i was pregnant so i had to just keep repeating "no i didnt take the pregnancy test because i am 23 weeks pregnant" and they just kept going "OH youre THAT one"
2026-07-03 06:18:11
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Kali Rae Banks :
There’s no such thing as a butterfly IV.. lol for labs, sure. IVs, no.
2026-06-19 17:42:06
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ayybays :
“ the last place gave me butterfly” OK were you at a pediatric hospital?
2026-06-19 04:44:46
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🎶Ally🎶 :
Me, working in med-surg, seeing my pt eat after I told the pre-op nurse in report theyve been NPO since midnight
2026-06-19 01:59:18
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Ash2Dust :
When I got my colonoscopy, the nurse walked a guy into the bay beside me and asked when he last ate. He listed his full breakfast and had no idea there was any prep involved for the colonoscopy.
2026-06-19 01:38:31
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Mommaofbeans :
“I’m STARVING”. - me “ no sir it takes 72 plus hours before you starve and i promise we will intervene before then” 😅😅 😩
2026-06-19 01:42:22
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Wh0reforpepsizero :
I got complimented for how well I followed pre-op instructions before my surgery and I’ll ride that high for the rest of my life
2026-06-19 18:37:21
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jnicky63 :
Went in for a colonoscopy, all prepped and dehydrated. The lady next to me admitted to a whole bacon, eggs, toast, grits, breakfast with 4 hot coffees
2026-06-19 08:10:26
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lemmingbee :
half the NPO people "starving" when I was rotating through my ED shifts had eaten more recently than me lmao
2026-06-19 03:37:04
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user6902506793523 :
As a PAT nurse I’m triggered. “No one told me I couldn’t eat anything” “No one told me to stop any medications” LIES! I told you, I promise.
2026-06-19 19:34:20
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Katie 💙 :
As a surgical PA, a cancellectomy is my favorite case.
2026-06-19 21:55:53
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Kimberleigh :
Wow. It was like my day at work just replayed. Everybody also is dying without water after midnight. 🙃😅 also don’t forget nobody told them that even tho it is on the sheet they signed and have a copy of. 💀😅
2026-06-19 01:16:57
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Megan Waltman652 :
I love the, do you have everything off? “Well I got my underwear on!”… sir your having prostate surgery, probably should have those off for this one!
2026-06-19 07:46:05
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Blueteas :
Where can I get that scrub cap?
2026-06-19 04:59:41
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Lauren Nevitt :
As a pre-op nurse it amazes how people just…are. They don’t know why they’re here, they don’t know the surgeon doing their procedure, they don’t know any of their medicines, they either stopped them all or didn’t stop any even though they had instructions.
2026-06-20 14:58:27
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grey :
like why do grown adults suddenly act like their five 😭
2026-06-20 02:57:18
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avemcgee :
“THEY never told me that”. Sir I am they. They is me. I told you that
2026-06-23 02:44:50
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Strong.mama13 :
After working in preop for 10 years…yes. To all of it.
2026-06-19 18:00:08
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ETP 🇨🇦 📚 :
I work in imaging. Patient: “no one told me that” Me: “I called you yesterday, I told you that!”
2026-06-19 13:00:37
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Shayzac :
You have one job DONT EAT AFTER MIDNIGHT. Patients: “so I had coffee with cream and a yogurt….” 🙄🙄
2026-06-19 12:23:22
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Ashley Bolia 🍉🇺🇸🇨🇦🇲🇽 :
Me: “can you tell me what you are having done today?” Patient: “well I don’t know, aren’t you suppose to know?” 😑😑😑 K. 😂
2026-06-19 01:20:43
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🐺 CaniisFeliidae 🐯 :
"oh I didn't take my blood pressure medication this morning" is my favourite
we don't tell you to stop
because if you show up with a BP of lmao/fuckyou, we can't proceed
2026-06-19 22:10:38
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