@moonlitmuseee_: Miu had exactly three drinks. Which would've been fine. If those three drinks weren't served in glasses the size of flower vases. Now she was sitting sideways on a bar stool while arguing with a decorative plant. "You're being judgmental." The plant remained silent. "Exactly." Across from her, Orm was already recording. "She's gone." "Completely gone," Bam agreed. Miu pointed dramatically at them. "I am sober." "You just tried to pay the bartender with a receipt." "Money is a social construct." "Okay, she's extra gone." After another ten minutes of watching Miu attempt to befriend furniture, Orm sighed. "I'm calling Lena." Miu gasped. "No." "Why?" "Because Lena is scary." "You literally sleep hugging her." "That's different." Five minutes later, Lena arrived. Messy hair. Expression of a woman who had received a text saying Your girlfriend has escaped reality again. The bartender pointed immediately. "That one." Lena looked over. Miu was currently explaining taxes to a bowl of peanuts. Lena pinched the bridge of her nose. "Bubbie." Miu froze. Slowly turned. Squinted. Then pointed. "WHO ARE YOU?" Orm immediately started laughing. Lena closed her eyes. "Seriously?" Miu stumbled backward. "Don't come closer." Lena blinked. "What?" "I have a girlfriend." The entire table went silent. Even Bam started choking. Lena folded her arms. "Oh really?" "YES." Miu pointed proudly at herself. "I love her." Orm nearly fell off her chair. Lena was trying so hard not to laugh. "Do you?" "Very much." "What's her name?" Miu frowned. Then frowned harder. Then harder. "..." "..." "..." The entire brain cell factory was working overtime. "Lena." "Good." "My beautiful girlfriend." Orm was crying. Actually crying. "She's pretty." "Very." "She's kind." "The kindest." Lena's smile softened. Then Miu suddenly narrowed her eyes suspiciously. "So don't touch me." Lena laughed. "Bub, I'm literally your—" "DON'T." Miu held up a finger. "I am loyal." Bam had to turn away because she was laughing too much. Lena shook her head. "You're impossible." Miu crossed her arms. "I know my worth." "Clearly." "I would never cheat." Lena stepped closer. Miu stepped back. Lena stepped closer. Miu stepped back. Until she backed into a wall. "Uh oh." Lena placed both hands beside her. "Miu." "No." "Miu." "No." "Miu." "I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND." Lena finally lost it. She was laughing so hard she couldn't breathe. Then she grabbed Miu's face. Miu gasped. "Lena would kill you." "Would she?" "YES." "Interesting." Then Lena kissed her. A short kiss. Sweet. Gentle. Familiar. Miu immediately kissed back. Without hesitation. Without thinking. Like muscle memory. The entire bar erupted. Orm screamed. "LOOK AT HER." Bam was wheezing. Miu pulled away. Stared at Lena. Stared. Stared harder. Then pointed. "...you kiss like my girlfriend." Lena nearly collapsed. "Because I AM your girlfriend." Miu gasped dramatically. "No way." "Yes way." "No." "Yes." "No." "Baby." Miu thought for a moment. Then nodded. "Okay maybe." Lena grabbed her wrist. "Let's go home." "No." "Miu." "No." "You can barely stand." "I can absolutely stand." She immediately walked into a chair. The chair won. Ten minutes later Lena was dragging her toward the parking lot while Miu protested the entire way. "LET GO OF ME." "You weigh nothing." "HELP." "No one's helping you." "I'M BEING KIDNAPPED." "You literally live with me." "OH." They reached the car. Miu suddenly smiled. "Lena's gonna be so jealous." Lena sighed. "Of who?" "The girl I kissed." Orm nearly died. The next morning. Silence. Peace. Birds chirping. Then— "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Lena almost rolled off the bed. "What?!" Miu sat upright. Pale. Horrified. Traumatized. "I CHEATED." Lena blinked. "What?" "I cheated on you." Lena immediately understood. And chose violence. "Oh?" Miu looked seconds away from crying. "There was a girl." Lena bit her lip. "Really?" "She kissed me." "Mhm." "And I kissed her back." Lena buried her face in a pillow. Trying not to laugh. Continuation ⬇️

ᵖˡˢ 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑎 :

Part 3️⃣ (Final Part) Dinner finished. Orm finally stopped bullying her. For about six minutes. And by the time they left, Miu was exhausted. That night, back home, Miu collapsed onto the couch. "I'm never drinking again." Lena sat beside her. "That's what you said last time." "I mean it this time." "Mhm." Miu glared. Then rested her head on Lena's lap. The apartment became quiet. Comfortable. Soft. Just the sound of the TV playing in the background. Lena absentmindedly ran her fingers through Miu's hair. And after a while she spoke. "You know." "Hm?" "My favorite part wasn't the kiss." Miu looked up. "It wasn't?" Lena shook her head. "No." "Then what was it?" Lena smiled. "The part where you didn't recognize me." "That's your favorite part?" "Yep." "Why?" Lena leaned down and kissed her forehead. "Because even when you thought I was a complete stranger..." Miu listened quietly. "...the first thing you told me was that you loved your girlfriend." Miu's ears immediately turned red. "Lena..." "I'm serious." "Stop." "You were so drunk you couldn't remember your own PIN." "STOP." "But somehow you remembered that." Miu buried her face in a pillow. Lena laughed softly. Then pulled her closer. And for a moment neither of them said anything. Just enjoying the warmth. The familiarity. The feeling of being home. Until Miu suddenly mumbled: "...for the record." "Hm?" "If a random pretty girl kisses me again, I'm pushing her away." Lena looked offended. "A random pretty girl?" "Yes." "What if it's me?" Miu thought for a second. Then pointed dramatically. "Show me ID first." Lena stared. Then burst out laughing so hard she nearly fell off the couch. And somewhere in another apartment, Orm received a notification. New Memory Added Video Backup #7 Miu Protecting Lena From Lena.mp4 Orm smiled. And created Backup #8 just in case. END.

Nine or None :

A new one nice one author. I hope this one is in wattpad too 🥇

ᵖˡˢ Khytt :

IF ... hypothetically... if Miu gets drunk with .... water... I truly believe she would be the most loyal drunk person alive 😂 meanwhile Lena... teasing Miu like it's her favorite hobby. 🤭🥰 we love this Orm with backup video #8 drunk and loyal Miu needs to be protected 😏

Tomcatt :

this is an awesome story!! I loved it!!♥️♥️

Wilma :

Ok I needed that. Perfectly executed

ᵖˡˢxy :

i would absolutely cry kapag inasar ako ng friends ko nang ganiyan HAHAHA !!

ᵖˡˢ 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑎 :

Part 1️⃣ Miu was spiraling. "I'M THE WORST PERSON ALIVE." "You are?" "I don't deserve happiness." "Damn." "I should move to another country." "That's a little dramatic." "I HAVE SHAMED MY ANCESTORS." Lena finally sat up. "So what did this girl look like?" Miu groaned. "I don't know." "You don't know?" "I was drunk." "Fair." "But she was pretty." Lena snorted. "Oh?" "And she smelled nice." "Really?" "And her lips felt familiar." Lena was shaking from holding back laughter. Miu covered her face. "I can't believe I betrayed you." "Tragic." "I'll understand if you leave me." Lena finally grabbed her phone. Opened Orm's video. And pressed play. The video showed drunk Miu screaming: "I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND." Then Lena appearing. Then Miu kissing Lena. Then Miu screaming again: "LENA'S GONNA BE SO JEALOUS." The room went silent. Miu watched. And watched. And watched. Then slowly lowered the phone. "..." "..." "...that was you?" Lena nodded. "That was me." Miu buried her face into the blanket immediately. A muffled scream came out. "I WANT TO DIE." Lena laughed. "No, you don't." "ORM RECORDED IT?" "Oh, she recorded everything." "Delete it." "No." "DELETE IT." "It's already in the group chat." Miu froze. "The what." "The group chat." "The WHAT." Lena showed her the messages. Orm: Most loyal drunk person alive. Bam: Protected her relationship from her own girlfriend. Orm: National treasure. Miu stared. Then threw herself back onto the bed. Lena climbed on top of her. Still laughing. "You know..." "Hm?" "It was kinda cute." Miu groaned. "I embarrassed myself." "You told a stranger you loved me." "I thought you were a stranger." "Exactly." Lena kissed her forehead. Miu sighed dramatically. "Please tell Orm to delete the video." Lena smiled. "No." "Why?" "Because every anniversary I'm showing it." "LENA!" And somewhere across town, Orm was already making a backup copy. Three days later. Miu thought the incident was over. Forgotten. Buried. Gone forever. She should've known better. Because she was dating Lena. And Lena was petty. Not mean petty. Cute petty. Dangerously cute petty. Which was somehow worse. It started during breakfast. Miu walked into the kitchen half-awake. ⬇️

Shhhh🤫 :

Hahahahaha Loved it ✨

ᵖˡˢ 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑎 :

Part 2️⃣ Hair messy. Still sleepy. Looking for coffee. Lena was already there making pancakes. "Morning." "Morning." Miu wrapped her arms around Lena's waist from behind. Lena smiled. Then casually said: "Don't touch me." Miu froze. "..." "..." "I have a girlfriend." Lena continued flipping pancakes. As if she hadn't just committed emotional violence. Miu slowly let go. "You promised." "I promised nothing." "Lena." "I am loyal." Miu groaned. Then it happened again. At the grocery store. Miu was pushing the cart while Lena looked for snacks. Suddenly Lena picked up a bag of chips. "Miu, can you hold this?" Miu reached for it. Lena pulled it away dramatically. "Excuse me." "What?" "I have a girlfriend." An old lady nearby started laughing. Miu wanted the floor to swallow her whole. Then came the worst one. Movie night. They were cuddling. Miu was finally relaxed. Head on Lena's shoulder. Blanket over both of them. Peace. Comfort. Love. Then Lena turned toward her. "Miu." "Hm?" "I love you." Miu smiled. "I love you too." Lena stared for a second. Then whispered: "Good." "Why?" "Just checking." "Checking what?" "That you still remember who your girlfriend is." Miu launched a pillow directly at her face. The teasing only got worse after Orm found out Lena enjoyed bringing it up. Which meant Orm immediately joined. Of course she did. One week later they all met for dinner. Big mistake. The moment Miu arrived, Orm stood up dramatically. "Oh my God." Miu narrowed her eyes. "No." Orm ignored her. "Lena." "What?" "Be careful." Lena nodded solemnly. "Why?" Orm pointed at Miu. "That woman cheats." Miu slammed both hands onto the table. "I DIDN'T CHEAT." Bam was already laughing. "Tell that to the mysterious woman from the bar." "IT WAS LENA." "Allegedly." "ORM." "Yes?" "I hate you." "Aww." Orm took out her phone. Miu immediately stood up. "No." Lena burst out laughing. "No way." "ORM DON'T." The video started playing. "I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND." Everyone in the restaurant could hear it. Miu lunged across the table. Orm ran. Bam ran after them because chaos was entertaining. And Lena stayed seated because she was laughing too hard to move. Eventually everyone settled down. ⬇️

ismet :

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Lopez :

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