The Onion
Region: US
Sunday 21 June 2026 17:00:00 GMT
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D El Kay :
My dad is a Ninja and I haven't seen him in over 20 years. I'm proud of his dedication to the art of being a Ninja.
2026-06-21 19:37:26
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Honestly this would be a good inside joke for a town
2026-06-21 20:18:42
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trulann :
You guys were a great crowd. Thanks for making us feel so welcome.
2026-06-21 23:28:47
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Amir Ghiassian :
As a Ninja, we had lots of fun at the parade
2026-06-21 17:04:43
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Zack :
Thats Dale. Dale didnt show up to the last 3 ninja meetings. Dale is no longer with the ninjas.
2026-06-21 17:08:56
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Andrew H :
I want to be ninja
2026-06-21 17:30:52
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☭ Isolated Miser ᛉ :
I live like 3 hours away from Modesto, I've missed this parade 4 years in a row
2026-06-21 17:36:11
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Nelen7777 :
Ik this is the onion but is this a real parade cause if it’s not I need it to be
2026-06-21 20:33:01
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shaneintveld :
Ninja please!
2026-06-21 21:27:12
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apemonk444 :
more than halfway through video i realized it was onion. my hopes dashed.
2026-06-21 23:00:06
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Ivy's Poor Girl Travels🌈💅💃 :
jfc as EVERYDAY in 2026 it took me entirely TOO damn long to realize this was an ONION post 😭
2026-06-21 21:05:45
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deeznutz🇺🇸 :
Not the city clerk
2026-06-21 23:31:09
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petey.isom :
no matter how many times I have watched this I have been unable to stop the ninjas. analyzed it frame by frame. ran it backwards. even used AI. nothing.
2026-06-21 21:13:28
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Noobles1m :
that's Gary he's new
2026-06-21 18:12:24
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☹️ :
I live like 4 years away from Modesto, I’ve missed the parade 4 hours in a row
2026-06-21 17:57:34
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Max :
If you’ve missed this event, fear not. Next month is the submarine races. 👍
2026-06-21 23:30:19
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Everydayimshuffling :
As a ninja I had a good time
2026-06-21 23:30:23
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℧-Helldiver-℧ :
The candy is proof isn’t it?
2026-06-21 23:28:57
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Richard Dragon :
Having been a secret ninja for the last 39 years…. All of us show up for this parade. Many partake… I used to back in the 80s and 90s… but since then, my popping and cracking knees won’t let me go unseen… happy ninja day yall! 🤷🏽
2026-06-21 21:44:27
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Chase :
The photo at the end 😭
2026-06-21 18:09:04
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bingbongheywhatsup :
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 30 times, that’s amazing!
2026-06-21 20:06:08
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Legendary AF :
The government funds this iconic parade at a staggering 8 million dollars per year. Worth every penny🥷🤺 ❤️🤺 🥷
2026-06-21 22:43:19
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Reaper4Souls :
Did you know this parade is the most expensive in the state
2026-06-21 19:43:35
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Cody Matthew :
I thought I saw one last year, I was disappointed to find out was only a Banksy mural 😒
2026-06-21 17:31:14
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bloodshot_ghoul :
no way this is real
2026-06-21 19:42:42
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