you should pay them 33 cents, that way it's one turd of a dollar
2026-06-20 17:20:35
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Danny Johnson Jr. :
“This shit cost a lot.”
2026-06-21 17:33:20
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Teacher_Vibes :
“Dad, I’m saving for Nintendo Switch, can we get another dog?”
2026-06-20 14:24:03
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Ren Physco :
Gives whole new meaning to “I don’t have a single shit to give” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
2026-06-20 03:39:27
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marellkojikins :
a different type of doge coin
2026-06-20 02:49:10
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grim_atrophy :
I'd like to apply. my rent is 5,440 poops a month.
2026-06-20 05:59:51
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William Schulze105 :
and yet the federal minimum wage is still only 29 poops an hour. doesn't Congress understand poopflation?
2026-06-20 13:34:10
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Percy :
I wonder if they've figured out the break it into smaller poop for more money technique yet
2026-06-19 22:39:21
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Nadia Christine :
Poop doesn’t grow on trees
2026-06-20 15:13:50
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katriona :
I legitimately love this so much I’m going to start using this at work… “IT COSTS HOW MANY POOPS?!?”
2026-06-19 22:56:00
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gardenvarietybrat🍃🪴🌱🍯🌿 :
I was certain this was leading to a story of them pooping in the yard to make more money, but the public convos about turd budgeting is hilarious 😂😂😂
2026-06-20 05:03:16
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Leslie Nicole :
What I’m hearing is you are also teaching them math!…. Poop math but still
2026-06-20 13:53:31
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Robin :
Happy Father’s Day!!! 😂😂😂
2026-06-21 17:36:47
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🦋🌿⛓️ :
As an adult, I still compare big purchases to the price of an average Disney World vacation to figure out if they’re expensive or not, and I thought that was absurd… but this one, my friend, takes the cake!
2026-06-20 16:21:09
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comradejohnny :
Karl Marx never actually considered this
2026-06-21 17:27:14
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turbo🐸toad :
😂, that's priceless
2026-06-21 17:38:20
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jess.higggs :
You’re simply educating them on how shitty the economy is 🤌✨
2026-06-20 18:48:06
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Michael Martin :
That’s a shitty economy
2026-06-20 19:25:06
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imastarfish :
Dog poop sounds more stable than the current situation.
2026-06-20 23:25:51
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Lori S Keebaugh :
It cost a “shit load” 😂
2026-06-21 13:56:11
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Star :
I would be rich
2026-06-20 21:02:13
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forkyeahgirlie :
I mean the economy is dogsh*t right now so this tracks 🤷♀️
2026-06-20 03:09:40
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Probably more than 4 bees :
So when I was a kid I loved milk, and I mean LOVED IT. so at some point I began comparing the cost of a gallon of milk to things. "this costs 2 gallons, this costs 10" it really helped me put things in perspective as a very young child because I'd be like "Is this worth 3 gallons of milk? no, no it is not."
2026-06-20 04:02:45
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