@laura.pumpkenzie: Have I ever told you about the time I accidentally doooooominated my boss at work? It was actually iconic. He had a habit of coming down to the bar at my job and lamenting his failed marriage while I was trying to close. One day I unironically hit him with a “you wanna talk about it?” after he said some vague shit about his ex wife or whatever. He started laughing, apparently not noticing my sincerity. It’s a funny memory though and Dan, if you’re out there, I hope life is going better for you now 💜