@redditjj7364: I WALKED INTO MY PARENTS' HOUSE WITH A HOMEMADE CAKE. MY DAD LOOKED AT ME AND SAID, "DON'T CAUSE DRAMA - JUST LEAVE IT AND GO." MOM TOOK THE CAKE FROM ME, LAUGHED, AND SET IT ON THE FLOOR FOR THE DOG. "AT LEAST HE'LL ENJOY IT," SHE SAID. I JUST LEFT. THAT NIGHT, I EMPTIED OUR JOINT ACCOUNT. THE NEXT DAY, WHEN THEY SAW THE EMPTY BALANCE...