@joeweller:

ok :

because i’ve got a shred of critical thinking skills lad mate 👍👍

jodsgtcj :

“If the world hates you, remember that it hated me first”

Kobi :

Spider-Man doesn’t post shitty leaflets through my door every other day

Bob the Builder :

Lad mate, the lost has been plot

beth :

Because people arent screaming the tooth fairy can save me in the middle of the town centre when i just want a greggs😭

Kian Davis939 :

Don’t bring Spider-Man into this lad mate

connorko :

tbf if someone told me Spiderman saved them over and over I'd be a bit pissed off as well

Jake :

The name holds power

jordanhiltonxoxo :

Because wars haven’t been started in the name of Spider-Man mate

Gino Glasby :

Bro brought up the tooth fairy

Jakob Stove :

But you also have no proof that it is real?

h (🥸) :

i mean there’s over simplifying a matter and then there’s whatever this is

DJ🎱 :

Yeah cause I don’t get a bunch of Spider-Man fans saying he’s real and saved many times by him

lew🇻🇦 :

God bless you ❤️

daniel :

✝️

SafcGreen :

lost the plot

Daniel :

People don’t stop me on the street and ask if I want to strengthen my relationship with the tooth fairy

Alan D’Arcy :

Because the Tooth Fairy was never used to justify legislation affecting people's lives!!!

🍃🪄 :

Comments just proved him right 😭

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