@talesbytoni: [FULL STORY] what's the most legendary thing you've accidentally said in the heat of the moment #redditstory #story #goviral #fyp

Caine_the_Great :

Full story? I hope both sides of your pillow are cold, your blanket is perfectly long and perfectly light, your phone charger works perfectly everyday, your Wi-Fi always works perfectly, your socks feel perfect and never feels uncomfortable, your sleeve never slides down whenever you wash your hands, your alarm goes off and your energy is perfect, autocorrect never embarrasses you infront of people you don't wanna be embarrassed infront of, your headphones works in both ears and auto connects everytime, every chair you sit on makes zero sound, your favorite song never gets interrupted by an ad, your food is always perfectly warm and cold, you are never late wherever you go, you remember everything and never forget important things, your pen never runs out of ink, your screen brightness is always perfect when you adjust it, your shoelace never comes undone for the entire day, your phone battery takes 2 hours to go down by 1%, your notifications don't disappear when you tap them, you never miss the last step on the stairs, your nose never gets itchy when your hands are full, your keyboard never adds letters you didn’t type, your hoodie string never gets permanently stuck in the dryer, your drink never spills, your earbuds never tangle themselves, your volume is always perfect, your glasses never smudge, your package says “delivered” and is always found, your chair never squeaks when u move, your sleep position is always comfortable, your phone never slips out of your hand, your app never refresh unless you make it refresh, your shoelaces never dangle on the ground, your nail never catches on fabric, your hoodie pocket is always clean and your alarm always snoozes itself once.

Sota Daffoldi. :

full story?

Crystal🫠 :

Did yall know adding a banana to a fruit smoothie will take away any nutritional value from the whole thing

AGL :

oh wow. full story. it wasn't split into 3 parts.

infj_fluter*in🌊🚩 :

can yall stop making the backround so fast? i get sick while resding the damn story

𝓕𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓪🪽 :

08/14 is my birthday🙂✌🏼

Antoni_Wielki :

Full story? I hope both sides of your pillow are cold, your blanket is perfectly long and perfectly light, your phone charger works perfectly everyday, your Wi-Fi always works perfectly, your socks feel perfect and never feels uncomfortable, your sleeve never slides down whenever you wash your hands, your alarm goes off and your energy is perfect, autocorrect never embarrasses you infront of people you don't wanna be embarrassed infront of, your headphones works in both ears and auto connects everytime, every chair you sit on makes zero sound, your favorite song never gets interrupted by an ad, your food is always perfectly warm and cold, you are never late wherever you go, you remember everything and never forget important things, your pen never runs out of ink, your screen brightness is always perfect when you adjust it, your shoelace never comes undone for the entire day, your phone battery takes 2 hours to go down by 1%, your notifications don't disappear when you tap them, you never miss the last step on the stairs, your nose never gets itchy when your hands are full, your keyboard never adds letters you didn’t type, your hoodie string never gets permanently stuck in the dryer, your drink never spills, your earbuds never tangle themselves, your volume is always perfect, your glasses never smudge, your package says “delivered” and is always found, your chair never squeaks when u move, your sleep position is always comfortable, your phone never slips out of your hand, your app never refresh unless you make it refresh, your shoelaces never dangle on the ground, your nail never catches on fabric, your hoodie pocket is always clean and your alarm always snoozes itself once.

BT 7274 :

fake because judges don't use gavels

SuzAnne Collins :

you can't get alimony from a guy in prison lol

H🪽 :

Am I the only person who didn’t understand why did he go to jail?

BALYKI....aka Teresa :

Your not getting alimony if he is in prison for 6 years 😂

P.A.U.L :

for the full story

J@de :

First!!! U deserve a follow for the full stories💕

️🎶🌚🎧 :

First

Imran :