Replying to @userkazzichromaz EXCLUSIVE: Uncle Charlie Fires Back - GEORGETOWN – After last week’s viral video featuring his "starter-pack" raptors drew scathing criticism from urban foodies and government skeptics alike with many questioning if the miniature predators were "even enough for a decent curry" Clement "Uncle Charlie" Persaud has returned to the digital pulpit. Standing in front of a heavily reinforced chain-link enclosure, Charlie held up a tape measure and a thick, leather-padded gauntlet, looking less like a farmer and more like a tactical operator in a low-budget sci-fi flick. The 38-Day Transformation "Listen, all you armchair agriculturalists talking about my girls being too small," Charlie began, his voice barely audible over a rhythmic, metallic tink-tink-tink of claws against the fence. "You’re looking at these girls at Day 10. You don’t understand the science of the yield." He gestured to the enclosure, where a lean, greenish creature...significantly bulkier than those in the previous footage, was currently shredding a sack of feed with terrifying efficiency. "Day 38, people! That’s when the magic happens," Charlie declared, tapping his stopwatch. "In the broiler industry, those politically connected 'farmers' take six weeks to grow a bird that's mostly water and hormones. My raptors? They gain muscle mass by the hour. By Day 38, they aren't just poultry; they’re an apex threat, and that’s exactly the kind of efficiency we need to beat these import-license vultures." A Warning: "The Dinner Plate Race" Charlie’s tone darkened as he pulled on a heavy-duty, reinforced face mask. "I’m sending a friendly reminder to all the brothers and sisters transitioning into this sector: Watch the clock. Day 38 isn't just about weight gain; it's the exact moment they switch their focus from the feed bucket to your carotid artery. It’s a literal race to the dinner plate. If you aren't faster with your carving knife than they are with their talons, you aren't the farmer., you're just the side dish." The "Connected" Competitors Charlie didn't shy away from the elephant in the room -the ongoing flood of cheap, imported chicken being dumped into the market by administration-friendly "entrepreneurs." "They want to drive us to bankruptcy by selling frozen bird at prices that don't even cover the electricity for the freezer," Charlie spat. "But the consumer is starting to catch on. You can buy that imported rubber-chicken that’s been sitting in a container since 2024, or you can buy a bird that’s fresh, dangerous, and grown right here in the heart of the country. This isn't just farming; it's a survival strategy." The Government's Response As the video began circulating, the Ministry of Agriculture issued a prompt, albeit vague, statement: "The Ministry notes the impressive, if somewhat hazardous, growth rates reported by independent raptor stakeholders. We are currently finalizing the technical specifications for our state-run Raptor Tunnels. We encourage all farmers to register their assets with the newly established 'Prehistoric Compliance Unit' to ensure fair market pricing and to prevent unauthorized, rogue-level consumption of farmers." "Compliance Unit, my foot," Charlie laughed, ending the broadcast as a raptor slammed against the camera lens. "They just want to make sure the ones they get to eat are the ones that don't bite back." This is a developing story. #fyp #viral #beemandiaries #vpacguyana #guyanesetiktok🇬🇾 - @francismichaelbailey