@teddynonstop: POV: I just saw a guy at Walmart wearing a shirt that read: "Anal Bead Tug-of-War Champion." 😭 pause And I'm over here thinking: “You know what?” “I've seen a lot of crazy stuff at Walmart.” 😅 But this? This takes the cake. 😭 Because first of all... Why does this competition exist? Second... Why are there champions? And third... WHY ARE YOU ADVERTISING YOUR VICTORY? 😭 Me reading the shirt like: “…sir, there are some accomplishments you take to the grave.” 😅 The confidence is what gets me. Not embarrassed. Not ashamed. Just casually buying groceries while wearing the most unhinged résumé I've ever seen. 😭 Meanwhile I'm standing in the frozen foods aisle trying to process what I've just read. Me looking at my shopping cart like: “You know what?” “I suddenly remember something I forgot at home.” 😅 At this point Walmart isn't a store. It's a wildlife documentary. And we're all just observers. 😭 #WalmartTok #PeopleOfWalmart #WhatDidIJustRead #InternetChaos #TikTokHumor 😅
