@aaronparnas1: #greenscreen 6/21

William Corax :

Why are we living in an Onion article

Sandi :

What if we tell him in order to keep McDonald's we have to have free Healthcare

iamjustahomecook Gen❌️ :

SAY WHAT NOW 🤦🏾‍♀️

so_ordinary :

I am a bit jealous of the kids who will get to study this one day.

Abs :

KG_TheQueenBee🧜🏾‍♀️ :

Aaron, your "WAIT TIL YOU HEAR THIS SH*T" opening was necessary here😂

kadin :

Aaron I audibly laughed when you said that… what is going on here 😭

New Sonic Warfare :

This is SO South Park coded.

Vivia’s Vanity 💗 :

Red lobster has all you can eat shrimp Right Now!!!

Evil Lizzie McGuire :

I wonder how far he’d go to save McDonalds?

Frank Platt :

Are we being punk’d? Where’s Ashton? I feel like we’re being punk’d for sure.

Leo :

the writers at the Onion must be pissed, we're getting too ridiculous for parody

aimlessphotographer 💙 :

I can not believe I am alive during this timeline.

Jordan💕 :

Idk whether to laugh or cry

ColleenieBeanie 🇨🇦 🐞 :

I am not high enough for this shit.

It’s that Disney teacher :

You’re joking? Right?

B_Rab86 :

Omfg I thought this was a joke!

Tia ♥️ :

I sighed.

JessicaLE1 :

South Park couldn’t even conjure this up, I fear

Scout Jett 🏳️‍🌈 :

Say what? The cheese biscuits are good lol

Meg&theEggPuppies :

What if this is the bad place?

Michigan Mike :

Well now that's just shellfish...

Liz :

I miss his guy

tktofu :

I knew it was going to be a stupid reason for wanting it..............yet I surprise myself for not being prepared for the reason to be THAT stupid.

lindseybot3k :

this is the dumbest timeline