By the correctly timed heat death of the universe ( im now immortal )
2026-06-23 15:03:29
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Ethan :
“painlessly after i’ve lived and experienced a full, healthy, and free human life as any other free person would”
2026-06-22 16:18:06
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Android James :
i know this one the awnser is false vacuum decay.
2026-06-22 10:23:08
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Tristan B262 :
1 quadrillion tons of nuclear power
2026-06-22 14:58:07
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Dee :
"in the same way and at the same time as you *points to the judge*"
2026-06-23 05:13:40
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Somethingwicked1313 :
Technically if you say natural causes, using magic to achieve it would fail to achieve it.
2026-06-22 16:47:30
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Singodimejo :
Simultaneously with every other human.
2026-06-22 10:26:45
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Jeremy Cooper :
me: doom.
them: doom? DOOM!?
black hole forms in the chambers
2026-06-22 23:45:45
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chainsawbrute :
by becoming a vampire, the human self technically dies in the process of becoming a vampire so I still "live" in a sense but just now as a vampire 🤷♀️
2026-06-22 10:10:44
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AliCoop :
Heat death of the universe?
2026-06-22 04:33:07
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user96923719041 :
I die by turning all the protons in my body into electrons and all the neutrons into strange matter
2026-06-22 06:17:05
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ChishiyaMyBeloved :
I remember the first time seeing this story. I said "false vacuum decay" as a joke and then the story was ACTUALLY about the guy choosing False Vacuum Decay 😭
2026-06-22 14:07:54
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Jimothy :
I wish to live until my natural expiration.
2026-06-22 04:35:06
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✰𝐃𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐞✰ :
Along side the court.
2026-06-22 05:41:09
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Logan :
The planet exploding
2026-06-22 18:01:05
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Gamingknight94 :
old age through non-magical means
2026-06-23 14:59:32
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totally-not-carmen :
happy and content with who I was and what I did with my life, immortalized in spirit and merged with the rest of the human race.
2026-06-22 15:09:28
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Baleful Gram :
"A long time from now, after all fulfilling life with lots of variety and fun."
2026-06-22 16:30:32
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angryotterpop :
after everyone else in the room
2026-06-22 10:04:09
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mendo :
by becoming a black hole my size not mass
2026-06-22 13:29:36
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Indigo_Rain :
The inevitable heat death of The Universe.
2026-06-22 22:20:50
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haohmaru133 :
Painless & Euphorically?
2026-06-22 21:50:00
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LordofAwesome29 :
in my sleep on the 32nd day on February.
2026-06-22 05:36:00
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