@ratsinheaven37: this is probably the stupidest thing ive ever posted holy carp #fabricsoftener

grand regent gleeble :

i also like using fabric sanitizer. yk why? i discharge.

dre :

my thingy went up

Jojo :

I can’t use it because it makes my pH so bad but I like the smell of it 😞💔💔💔

Natt :

˖Ი𐑼⋆Vera🪽་༘ Chance’s wife ꒱ :

Didn’t have fabric softener so I used mayo 0/10 my clothes are all stiff

spamkamwabam :

i woke up twice today

Will :

I’m allergic to fabric softener so this is actually really disrespectful to me

daisy ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾⋆⁺₊⋆ :

this is so deep

cam 🎶 :

I’m trans and pregnant

Everythingisedible :

my brain just gained a wrinkle

judah🦒 :

does this mean something or are we just talking

glittrgvtz :

my stomach did the thing (ulcers)

sophie :

because it softens fabric.

Daisy🩷 :

Want your fabrics soft but want to avoid microplastics? White vinegar. Trust.

ᰔ :

literal chills

bruhgurl :

Holy carp man

mig :

me personally i’m mexican #suavitel

GreyHashira :

I am so fucking confused by these comments

Zimo :

I think I'm high I read fanfic shortener I was like why would you ever shorten a fic I need to sleep man

Memi📀💫🍋‍🟩 :

didn’t have fabric softener so i used cornstarch with water 0/10 my jeans are stuck like that now

misa.kristin :

White vinegar does the same and it also doesn't leave a smell. You can add that and some essential oil and it would be a lot better for your clothes, your body and your washing machine.

´ཀ` :

wait does this have a deeper meaning or anything or is this just about fabric softener making your clothes soft 😭

🇵🇱Tommi🇵🇱 :

was born 3 times, the actual birth, discovering fabric softener and the release of fossora by björk