@craig.greaves.law: Law school teaches a lot of things. Proper courtroom etiquette. Rules of evidence. Constitutional rights. Oddly enough, it does not prepare you for standing in an office and dramatically accusing your coworkers of digging in their ass in seventeen different emotional tones for internet entertainment. The real acting challenge wasn’t delivering the lines—it was maintaining eye contact while saying them. Happy Monday from your favorite criminal defense team. We spend our days handling serious legal problems, so occasionally we have to balance the scales by doing something completely ridiculous. Consider this our contribution to workplace professionalism.