“What’s it like on the patio?” Dude. You just walked in. YOU should be telling ME.
2026-06-22 21:44:35
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Renata :
104°F = 40°C
2026-06-23 01:04:39
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ժׁɑ᥎ᨮׁ 𓃦 ᨰᨵᥣ⨍꯱ׁׅ֒ᨵꪀׁ :
"What's the weather like outside?" You just came in...from the outside...
2026-06-22 22:01:39
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Brandon :
Kinda sad this is not *just* a skit.. 🥲
2026-06-22 21:15:05
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noahperdue9756 :
ill never understand wanting to sit outside and sweat while you eat
2026-06-23 09:53:34
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jana725 :
I had a table ask to sit outside today while it was raining sideways….
2026-06-23 03:36:41
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Ephraim_zev :
when the customer complained about the bug in their wine, I was reminded of a classic restaurant line:
customer: waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
waiter: it appears to be doing the backstroke sir
I forget where it's from. probably the 50s as it was my parents who introduced me to that
2026-06-22 22:53:14
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joanneharty3 :
My friend was waiting on a table outside on the hottest day ever and the lady ordered French onion soup. She said, i know it’s hot but i just love French onion soup and my friend responded, i love my north face jacket but im not wearing it right now 😂
2026-06-23 12:43:07
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choi-melon :
in my country, when it gets 122+F, it's illegal to make ppl work. 104 is insane too😭
2026-06-23 15:26:36
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C.russo :
My family insisted on that we be seated on the patio and then complained about the wasps. 🤦♀️
2026-06-22 23:24:22
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JayeSWK :
Patio season should be in the fall and early spring honestly. 😅
2026-06-23 02:59:55
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armymom0913 :
All the reasons I hate sitting outside 😂
2026-06-22 21:25:13
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Gabe Taylor :
I had a table that chose to sit outside in the pouring rain and complained that rain water got on their plates while I carried 4 had plates in hand, no umbrella, socks and shirt wet. I dropped water on their plates while serving them and they said they wanted new plates. I laughed. And said no.
2026-06-23 17:22:49
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5th :
big umbrellas & solar/sail cloths can only do so much to block the sun. (sighs in Houston)
2026-06-23 00:37:45
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K-Ready :
What’s with ordering soup out there!!! I’ve never understood that 😂
2026-06-22 23:35:54
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Saffron Burke 🍉 :
I don't understand people who choose to eat on the patio where the heat and the humidity and the bugs are, when there's an INSIDE of the restaurant.
2026-06-23 05:48:21
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Bayside Syndicate :
"Could we go somewhere outside that's not hot?"
"I hear the Arctic Circle is nice this time of year."
2026-06-23 02:34:01
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Blue Claws :
Having grown up in FL, I never understood staying outside any longer than necessary to get to the next indoor area with AC. Patios are just torture areas.
2026-06-23 15:35:42
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Tayler Lynn Schuetz :
If I get asked one more time if our patio is air conditioned…. It’s only June and the AZ summer won’t be over until like October…it’s gonna a LONG 4 months… 😭
2026-06-23 01:58:43
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aquadoozy :
"yeah this is their house" really got me 😂😂😂
2026-06-23 07:29:29
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megz :
im so glad they shut down the patio at my last serving job. this is the worstttt
2026-06-22 21:15:35
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Miggy :
“Sure we can move you to the not as hot table but there is a $5,000 surcharge for it.”
2026-06-23 00:19:56
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Angela Siddall :
All the reasons I love being an INDOOR bartender in Vegas
2026-06-22 21:36:41
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✨️🧿 Hannah 🧿✨️ :
Sitting outside in the summer sounds like a nightmare
2026-06-22 21:16:46
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