@chloe.longname: Works like a charm

CitizenMichael :

Not to interrupt, but is there any news regarding Detective Puppy?

nubsy :

new Femdrew Tate just dropped

spaghetti_times :

Where did you get your hoodie from ? 🪿

EldenRot :

soooo...aaaam I a little ugly weasel thing crawling out of the drain?

noidesd :

Love the bangs. Mega rich, 6'4" btw

zimmy :

how green does Ur hoodie feel I'm looking for a green one that feels pink

infinitecommander :

detective puppy?

24.5 yr old young square. 🇨🇩 :

Ever since I started lying and manipulating I have not found love but Love has found me. I’ve been loving life ever since.

Rock throwing madman :

but miss chloe, if i already always feel like i'm a little ugly weassel thing crawling up of the drain, how will i know if i've found the right girl?

Lalo Dominguez Tattooer :

BruhFurball :

parisXisXfalling :

i’m not rich or 6’2 but i have a car and a job and i’m funny. i’m also a woman. and i have a boyfriend. i just wanted to feel included.

rubrub :

love thw bangs (super rich 6’3 btw)

Plumbzuul👾 :

Thought you were going to be serious for a second.My apologizes.

Zeigfryd :

wait a minute

Ian Mcjunkin :

Love the bangs. Super rich, 6’2” btw)

MandaLovesSnacks🇨🇦 :

✨ Sprinkle sprinkle. ✨

SnappingtonVonSnapp :

𝔞𝔮𝔲𝔞.𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔦 :

officialhaught :

I love how this is satire but this is exactly the legitimate advice I see on my wall all the time. 😭

𝑨𝒏𝒅𝒓𝒊𝒖𝒔 :

ok detective puppy

Punk Barbie :

I love having Kermit the Frog’s daughter as my life coach 💚🤩

jodiemarchfanacc :

I’ve not seen you in so long and your return when I need you the most 💕

Balsamic Hollowtree :

Love the bangs. (Super rich, 6ft 1” btw)

Farmer Mike :

Love the bangs. (Super rich, 5ft 11” btw)