@reddit7283: MY MOM BEGGED ME TO COME HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS. AFTER DRIVING THROUGH A BLIZZARD, SHE OPENED THE DOOR: NO HELLO, NO HUG, JUST: "SIGN THESE PAPERS. YOU'RE PAYING YOUR BROTHER'S DEBT." MY BROTHER LAUGHED: "SHE'S TRAPPED NOW." THEY ALL SMIRKED. I JUST SMILED AND SAID ONE THING... AND THAT'S WHEN THEY WENT CRAZY. MOM KEPT WHISPERING: "NO... NO... THEY CAN'T."