“"To see a man about a horse" (or "about a dog") is an idiom used as a polite, humorous, or deliberately vague excuse for leaving a group. It typically means the speaker is going to use the restroom, is meeting someone for a secret errand, or does not want to disclose their destination.” Wikipedia
2026-06-23 20:43:38
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Coconic_ :
In Germany we say “the pencil is already writing”
2026-06-23 16:15:16
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Mika :
My friend farted and said: oh it’s the trumpet’s announcing that the king is arriving 😳
2026-06-23 17:55:41
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Ashley Marie :
My niece was a toddler and had diarrhea and she called it the fart pees. It will now forever be the fart pees
2026-06-23 19:02:03
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Ashley Hagy Banks :
Told a coworker “sorry, there was an unexpected item in the bagging area” when I took longer than the pee I only thought was going to happen
2026-06-23 21:57:47
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Legendary.Puma :
"Gotta make a deposit"
2026-06-23 16:28:27
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Krissy :
gotta drop the kids off at the pool
2026-07-22 05:34:02
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healthcarehermit :
time for sh*ts and giggles and im all outta giggles
2026-06-25 03:03:44
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Kara :
I only heard “dropping the kids off at the pool” a couple years ago 😂
2026-08-14 02:07:17
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smoftpink :
My kid missed the bus once because they were pooping. so its now referred to as missing the bus.
2026-06-24 00:05:38
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idolsfriends :
Got to drop the kids off at the pool
2026-08-18 02:01:40
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:) :
I call it a weightloss journey
2026-06-23 15:40:58
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imagirl0622 🇨🇦 :
We had a senior client tell us “I don’t know what got into me, but it’s wanting to get out”.
2026-06-23 23:38:19
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Dragons15243 :
“Need to exercise some demons “
2026-08-05 21:33:38
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Queenie :
my mans says "willam shatner"😂
2026-06-23 16:31:56
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🪶Gryffindore7🇨🇦 :
My digestive system is pretty shot and I have IBS and my twin brother has celiac and my mom is severely lactose intolerant and we call our flare-ups liquidation sales so if it's really bad I usually say I've just been to a series of liquidation sales😂😂😂😂
2026-06-23 23:27:24
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Vi Enna GaMa :
In spanish we say : the turtle is poking its head out
2026-06-25 13:22:05
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Luna Reapyre - Artist :
my husband says 'Gotta leave an offering to the porcelain gods'
2026-06-23 22:32:28
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Carla Alves :
not me watching this while pooping 😏🤣
2026-06-26 15:46:36
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BeastClements79 :
stay hydrated everyone
2026-06-23 18:23:50
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