My friend farted and said: oh it’s the trumpet’s announcing that the king is arriving 😳
2026-06-23 17:55:41
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Hippy Chick :
Going for a Brad Pitt or an Eartha Kitt
2026-06-28 00:19:23
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Coconic_ :
In Germany we say “the pencil is already writing”
2026-06-23 16:15:16
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Becks🏳️🌈 :
Taking a Devlin is the only answer needed
2026-06-23 15:47:24
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GreysonWest :
always say taking a devlin
2026-06-24 02:45:34
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Joe Bizy Bee :
“"To see a man about a horse" (or "about a dog") is an idiom used as a polite, humorous, or deliberately vague excuse for leaving a group. It typically means the speaker is going to use the restroom, is meeting someone for a secret errand, or does not want to disclose their destination.” Wikipedia
2026-06-23 20:43:38
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Ashley Hagy Banks :
Told a coworker “sorry, there was an unexpected item in the bagging area” when I took longer than the pee I only thought was going to happen
2026-06-23 21:57:47
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🪶Gryffindore7🇨🇦 :
My digestive system is pretty shot and I have IBS and my twin brother has celiac and my mom is severely lactose intolerant and we call our flare-ups liquidation sales so if it's really bad I usually say I've just been to a series of liquidation sales😂😂😂😂
2026-06-23 23:27:24
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Legendary.Puma :
"Gotta make a deposit"
2026-06-23 16:28:27
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:) :
I call it a weightloss journey
2026-06-23 15:40:58
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Kikina :
“I’m going to the place even kings go alone”
2026-06-23 15:08:00
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Ashley Marie :
My niece was a toddler and had diarrhea and she called it the fart pees. It will now forever be the fart pees
2026-06-23 19:02:03
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Lynn :
my coworker says she "has to drop off the kids at the pool" 🤣
2026-06-26 02:06:47
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Manny :
LMAO. Crazy to think that someone else uses drop a Chalupa. That’s fantastic.
2026-06-28 00:30:23
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Whodat4life9 :
"Tappin' fabric" will now be my go to term 😂
2026-06-24 17:47:53
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N121BLK :
Taking a devlin is elite ball knowledge
2026-06-27 23:06:39
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Jason :
I gotta wash my face.
2026-06-28 00:21:31
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anthony bundridge :
I called diarrhea the case of the hot snakes
2026-06-23 18:16:18
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Kary Cautivo :
a classic: "I have to make a Devlin"
2026-06-23 16:06:20
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BeastClements79 :
stay hydrated everyone
2026-06-23 18:23:50
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Cassidy :
I had a horrible boyfriend my freshman yr of high school, to this day (about 10 years later) my dad still says “need to drop of (bf name) at the pool” when he goes to poop :)
2026-06-23 19:06:51
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smoftpink :
My kid missed the bus once because they were pooping. so its now referred to as missing the bus.
2026-06-24 00:05:38
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JustDanie :
my go to is "time to rotate the stock"
2026-06-23 16:03:17
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annmariecappellin :
From my favorite movie, steel magnolias, “his coffees kickin’ in”
2026-06-23 21:05:24
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