@thedailyshow: The contract for cleaning the D.C. reflecting pool is tied to cigar-chomping Trump donor John Cafaro, who's either a legitimate businessman or an extra from "Guys and Dolls" #DailyShow #Trump #DC #ReflectingPool

Richard :

To be fair… It’s still doing a great job at reflecting… Now it’s metaphorically reflecting our government instead of physically reflecting the monuments around it

@Ora-Hill 💵Venmo💵🙏👩‍👦📚 :

It’s got electrolytes!

Andy54 :

This is too accurately funny not to repost 😂

Bek :

It's not easy being green

Chmod777 :

It’s brondo

Vicky :

Can someone show me the 350ft cut in the liner please?

cwick :

Cady Longmire :

MerrilyMerrilyMerrily 🆘🇺🇸 :

Fr though Mamdani would probably have it fixed in 7-10 business days

EddieWestside :

Nah. That’s Surge 😂😂😂

chivy franco :

the next one be gold or orange maybes?

littlepumpkin :

The company green water filtrations was only established at the start of 2026.

Laurie🚀IDGAF🚀👽🛸 :

This guy never fails to amuse me 😂😂😂

angel03207 :

The pool guy does look like a character from BATMAN 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

ezekielobrien3 :

the art of the peel

bikemarley :

The new green deal.

Commentsonly :

This needs to be investigated

Steve Carter :

st Patrick's day early ..

siiickboiii :

it's not easy bein green

my cats cooler than you :

1st joke didnt land because everyone already knew he was talking about the reflecting pool

Bryan | Crypt Couture 💎🖤💀 :

Catmama :

It looks radioactive 😳