@lyndseydotw: Queens 👸💅 #greenscreen

Drew Marshall :

Man here, praying my daughters get this energy!

Emerleehowie :

Told a guy “wow that’s a big word for Elmo”…

Laurel Bragg :

called mine a One Pump Wonder 😂😂😂

spellsandsparkles1331 :

Any time a guy would send me an unsolicited d pic and would ask what do you think babe? I would answer aww how cute- it’s like a penis just smaller!!

IcedCoffeeAndBandaids🚑 :

HEY THATS ME 🥰🥰🥰

Cady BonBon :

I heard “I’ve never been dryer” in a show and I have been DYING to use it!!!

Sarah Woodlock599 :

I’ve asked a man if his favorite color was clear

chuckcarron1 :

My mom told my dad that being married to him for 55 years was like three minutes… under water.

KC 🇨🇦 :

I recently told a guy “I’m jealous of the people who haven’t met him” and he proceeded to say thank you, further proving my point 😭😭

hkr40 :

Shout-out to the guy who noticed an absolute queen getting dumped in a restaurant and swooped in 😊

✨️Bex✨️ :

I built this algo brick by brick

byeraa_and_chandler :

I wish i had this kind of quick wit😂

Lisa Erwin81 :

I literally wrote some of these down

Jennifer P 🇨🇦 :

"Omg I love your pants!! Do they come in mens??" to a retired NHL player 😂😂😂

liloandsith :

as a 6’ girlie, i get the standing up comment 🤣💀🤣💀 and my dad is 6’6” so Im not scared of nobody

fatchihuahua007 :

A little adult here, but my ex started dating a girl his brother had been sleeping with. When he tried to make me jealous I asked him if he liked the way his brother’s dih tasted.

Caitlin :

Okay, with these comments.. I’m realizing that I am simply the worlds biggest people pleaser, and that doesn’t sit well with me

Grown Adult BTW :

puddinpop :

I was so excited about one of the comments that I forgot this wasn't the actual video and tried to click to see the responses 😭😭😅😅

Annabell Lee Dodge :

Definitely committing these to memory for my next bar shift

Lindaroo420 :

I told my ex I didn't want kids but if I did I wouldn't want to have kids with him.

denahendon :

🤣🤣🤣Yes I need pt 2 please 🤣🤣🤣

MurrayMae :

A guy told me no one would be better for me than him. I agreed “no one would be better than you!” Happily single since.

SmokinBlue🩵 :

I told him”if you wanna go out after my 12 hour shift, I’m gonna need blinker fluid first” he went to the store and that was the best 3 hour nap ever🤣 #stillsingle

qbonitapalomaazul :

I’m 5’11 too so same 🤣