I’m a receptionist. I doodle a picture of a fish. The phone rings. I answer the phone. I’m looking at the fish. I say fish. I hang up.
2026-06-25 03:14:07
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Amy 🥞 :
“embarassment is an unexplored emotion” like dw im actually exploring tf out of it
2026-06-24 18:56:08
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Caroline :
One time 6 important people from the same customer came in and my boss introduced me to them and the first one shook my hand so I just shook all 6 of there hands in a line I felt like the president it was so embarrassing lmaoooo
2026-06-26 16:43:16
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presidentmandie :
one time i sleep texted my manager “oatmeal 🩷”
2026-06-25 22:16:41
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anaxvisuals :
someone asked if I could put bacon on their burger and I said "id do anything for you" 😭
2026-06-25 00:53:47
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k :
cashier was telling me to give “one more cent”, and I kept hearing “one more second” (for the receipt) so I kept saying “it’s ok dw about it”
2026-06-25 15:25:35
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𝓴 :
her looking at your toe
2026-06-25 04:36:32
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Alyssa :
My coworker asked if I had a sec. I responded very loudly in front of patients “i have all the secs in the world!!” 🤦🏼♀️
2026-06-26 00:18:19
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Jen :
I have focus friend app on my phone and it’s a bean who knits. It locks all of your apps so I use it to go to sleep. I was telling my boss I couldn’t sleep and I said “I was laying there with my phone on my bean”
2026-06-25 03:54:48
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karebearr222 :
Your views while I “read” these comments (I’m laughing so hard I can’t see through the tears)
2026-06-26 04:01:27
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Clara :
I'm a server. Someone wanted to sample a cider we had on tap. I brought them the sample. When I went back to see if they liked it instead of "was it good?" or "what did you think?" I said "you like that?? 😏" 🥲
2026-06-25 05:58:40
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Prison Mike :
I’m shaking my bed laughing at these comments, I’m so glad other people exist that are as bad at it as I am
2026-06-25 04:07:50
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Charli 📚 :
I have a daughter. When she was little, I would always announce where I was going or how I was feeling in the third person "Mommy is going to the bathroom" "Mommy is tired" "Mommh loves you". WELLL I'm a teacher (a HIGH SCHOOOOOOL teacher) and I said to my first class of the day "Mommy is tired today" With the way that word is used with teenagers today, I wanted to fold in on myself until I disappeared.
2026-06-25 12:30:45
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Teah 🌸 :
Once me and my friend were hungover going through a drive through and when we pulled up to pay, the cashier said “Hi how are you today?” And she just very promptly responded, “Debit please” she felt so bad. We laugh about it all the time 😂
2026-06-26 16:42:51
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lucy :
u look like shailene woodley 🫶🏼
2026-06-25 02:31:34
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keliboo47 :
Hahaha I’m so glad you showed up on my fyp! The good? news is you will probably always do this bc I’m prob twice your age and I still say the craziest stuff. At least it’s entertaining 😂❤️✌
2026-06-26 17:18:41
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hannahhcoded :
One time at my cafe I enthusiastically told a customer goodnight at 7:30 in the morning 🥰
2026-06-26 17:19:31
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Cambamspam :
I sneezed in class expected to everyone say bless you said I said thank you room stayed silent the whole time
2026-06-26 01:11:17
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Mouse 🐭 :
A few weeks ago a cashier told me „have a nice day“ and i thought she was gonna ask me if I wanted the receipt so I answered „thanks, don’t need it“
2026-06-25 17:39:10
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regan zimmerman :
I was at Starbucks and hit the curb. She asked how we’re doing. I say “I just ran into the building” and left
2026-06-25 14:05:58
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cultpeepy :
i was walking down the hall holding my hard boiled egg at work and one of the ladies walked past me and i just said “egg” so i feel you
2026-06-25 23:49:14
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kyeli :
I meant to ask the 7 brew worker if they just started their shift and I said “did u just shart-“ and we both just stared at each other
2026-06-25 01:36:40
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MandyPantz :
At work we have to say corner or coming in loudly when we’re going into the kitchen. I was at the mall one day and I accidentally yelled coming in as I entered a store.
2026-06-25 04:45:21
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orangefox :
your story was very funny and then the comments I'm trying to laugh quietly to not wake the baby. but I got tears and snot and my abs hurt
2026-06-25 04:34:16
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