@derrick.yells: The dumbest time in history to diet #standupcomedy #funny #comedy #dieting #wafflehouse

KenzieGirl :

This is the worst time to be trying to get sober I swear

D M :

I'm back on cinnamon toast crunch

Adrienne Cochran :

These are double bacon cheeseburger times

PaulaInTulsaOK :

This may be the most bipartisan thing I’ve heard in forever 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

criesandcheesefries :

I watched the sun set and ate the whole pint because fck it. gotta take every good moment I can

Jamie Lynn :

I went keto a couple of years ago, but man I’m back to eating cupcakes by the fridge light at 2am.

hannah_hateseverything :

I’ve reacquainted myself with the Taco Bell cheesy bean and rice burritos. 1$?! Say less

Jason Author :

I insisted on Waffle House for my Father's Day dinner. 😂

Colin :

Fruity Pebbles news 🤣

Creole Nebulas :

I feel him but at 5’1” 280lbs I can’t outrun the zombies 😂 I was 295lbs in Jan though so I’m baby stepping in the right direction I guess

prodrammer :

I’m here for a good time, not for a long time.

Shannon :

Me on my lunch break eating a chicken bacon ranch wrap

chuchhh :

never agreed with someone so much

moon_moon_the_great :

Jake :

Whatever side of the aisle you’re on, make sure your in the frozen pizza aisle

sandy ferguson :

I was just saying this while eating an Oreo brownie cupfection from Dairy Queen

Chris :

Hell of a time to get a celiac diagnosis and have to give up bread and pasta

miladylisa :

its been ice cream and liquor news!

Dustin Shine :

this guy gets it

Wtafwjd 🇨🇦 :

Fr fr…

Lisa Cooley :

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Willy G :

I want to man I got the gout, when I eat delicious food my feet hurt 😭

BENDER THAROBOT :

naw i was in denial for too long reality hit when that scale read 285lbs at 5'10 my heart was having palpitations less than a year later through impulse control and a calorie deficit Im at 185lbs and better off for it

darlingvicki22 :

Milky Way ice cream bars have been getting me through. 🙄