@shink1tty: made ts with a straight face #hetaliaaxispowers #alfredfjones #arthurkirkland #fyp #hetalia

Nora :

Wait, let’s analyze this a little more. While from apparent ideas, we would think America would have the juiciest farts, but we need to look at what the two etas in a diet, since farts are mainly based off of that. It’s actually proven that you fart more and get more constipated when you drink tea, more than burgers. This would make sense since tea is liquid, while a burger is solid, right? But let’s look at a scone then. A scone can also make you fart incredibly, due to the diary . Both Tea and Scones have diary, which can make Arthur fart more than Alfred. If we compare a tea and a scone to a burger, it mainly depends on the ingredients, but let’s say a full wheat burger with some cheese, the scone and tea would him fart more. Now, let’s continue. A fart would make you lose 0.3 pounds. Arthur is skinnier than Alfred due to his diet, and a reason to that COULD be due to his farts. Now, let’s look at their immune system. As we saw in one episode, Arthur was terribly ill. If you’re terribly ill, you must have more mucus than the average person, the more mucus you have, the wetter farts you have . I personally believe that Arthur has the juicer and wetter farts from this idea🥹

꧁Eri ~🌎🍝꧂ :

And how do you know this? 😭

Onitalia 🇴🇲[🍝🇮🇹] :

this is what happens to a fandom when there's no new seasons

raivis galante :

is the hetalia fandom running out of ideas omg

𝄞 teutonic out-of-order ✙《🍮》 :

i have hives on my ahh btw

♡ 𝐹𝑒𝓁𝒾𝒸𝒾𝒶𝓃𝑜 🍝🇮🇹 :

HELLO

Alfred F Jones!🇺🇸 :

Dude what

canada :

What the hell is this

котке тру сигма чизбургер :

🦴🎀VO-Amos🌎🍝 :

ray gaspar :

im crying

🐙🦀 𝒞𝒽𝓁☆ℯ！🌎🍝 :

Holy timing 😂

Sibs Pork Soda 🍝🌎 :

This is what a lack of a new season does to people 😭

1na.mp3˚˖𓍢ִ. ݁♪🎧.⋆ :

Amo! 🌎🍝 :

I FUCKING guess bro 💔