@goodbye03330:

Kelly :

A literal building exploded nearby and my dad asked if I fell in the shower.

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Duhveed :

That’s cause they recognize the dawg in you man keep your head you king

🫒livia :

I got accused of eating a pound of raw bacon

𝑹𝑢𝑒 🪐 :

im fuckimg crying at these comments what is wrong with everyone's parents

Notfound_ :

My mom blamed me for leaving a pile of shit in my sisters room on the floor. We have 2 puppies. At my ripe age of 15 why would I be doing that. This was 2 weeks ago btw

Arianna :

maomaopoison1 :

once there was a sonic boom in the atmosphere and my mom thought my sister fell off her bed

briseis409 :

Raccoons ate raw ground beef when we were camping and we all accused my grandpa first

erin :

we had an earthquake she’s coming upstairs talking about some “erin WHAT did you do 😡😡”

Lesbian Puh Eater :

My 22 year old sister got accused of pissing on the floor. She came over for Christmas only to get blamed for pissing on a floor

777helianthus :

dog shit in the bathtub in the middle of the night and i found it the next morning. my parents told EVERYONE it was me. i had to have been 14/15 maybe? why tf would i shit in the bathtub that’s conveniently next to the toilet????

celestia :

We had a wall collapse and my parents assumed I had fallen into it?!? 😭 they think I’m the koolaid man

adi :

Right..

Swirly :

my sister washed our dog in the bath and i was accused of shaving my legs and not cleaning up after myself.