I hope your phone charger only works at a specific angle. I hope your favorite show gets canceled right before the finale. I hope your pillow is always warm on both sides. I hope you always get stuck behind someone walking slowly and aimlessly. I hope your favorite pen runs out halfway through something important. I hope every soda you drink is flat. I hope you always bite the inside of your cheek right after it heals. I hope your socks are always slightly damp.. I hope you always itch in a spot you can’t reach. I hope your ice cream always melts too fast. I hope your shoelaces always come untied. I hope every time you sneeze, someone says “bless you” two seconds too late. I hope your autocorrect always changes your words to something embarrassing. I hope your favorite song gets stuck in your head but you only remember one line. I hope your favorite mug gets chipped just enough to be annoying but not enough to throw away. I hope you always spill just a little bit of coffee on yourself. I hope your toast always lands butter side down. I hope you always get notifications just as you fall asleep. I hope you always forget why you walked into a room. I hope the person in front of you at every drive-thru orders for 12 people. I hope every vending machine eats your money. I hope every hoodie you wear has the strings uneven. I hope you always get the squeaky shopping cart. I hope your shampoo bottle always has just a little too much left to throw out. I hope your battery dies every time you're 1% away from saving your progress. I hope you always miss the skip ad button by 0.0005 cm. I hope your popcorn burns in the microwave every time. I hope your Netflix always buffers at the good parts. I hope your neighbors practice tap dance at 3 a.m. I hope every pair of earbuds you own gets tangled instantly. I hope you always stub your pinky toe on furniture. I hope your packages always arrive one day after you needed them. I hope your pizza is always just slightly undercooked. I hope every pair of pants you own develops a hole in the worst possible place. I hope your toast never pops, it just sits there until it's cold.
2026-06-24 11:31:30
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amira :
i will forever defend garp. he loved his kids so so much.
2026-06-24 16:43:05
1211
ann🦫 :
and I was having a good day
2026-06-24 08:44:11
678
࣪ ִֶָ☾. Clown ٠࣪⭑ :
Hire a bodyguard, I’m so fr
2026-06-24 08:46:10
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superkuun :
agora pra salvar o koby ele até entra na frente pra levar o golpe
2026-06-24 13:43:11
446
Stuart Bailey :
Man you can’t be doing this to me I’m at work big dog.
2026-07-06 17:21:12
0
🍐Eli Pear🍐 :
Ya you going to need to hire somebody after this one😭
2026-07-06 17:20:03
0
Mishita :
🥺 nada me hara odiarte garp
2026-06-24 19:26:43
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Tomy-Dono (Smoker's Bf) :
Yo Si Te Quiero Garp 💔
2026-06-25 01:00:28
16
soohyun :
if this is light to you I'm afraid of watching your other works now
2026-06-24 05:24:24
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Ace ˃ᴗ˂ :
2026-06-24 08:30:46
40
★ 𝓜ary . ⩜⃝ :
PQ VOCÊS FAZEM ISSO😭
2026-06-24 12:33:09
20
onionssnoino :
Sorry I hate garp so much
2026-06-25 19:15:36
5
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