@vsrsus: Locate your nearest mariachi band. Order the mezcal on The Admin’s tab. The host nation are hosting a party that can’t be missed. Just went perfect in the group stage like a Street Fighter ad-lib. Throwing Hadoukens whilst the opps throw tantrums. Three games played. Three wins claimed. Six goals scored. None conceded. Not talking about tequila when we say they’ve been hitting shots non-stop. Frying and refrying defenders over and over. You haven’t seen a home advantage look this comfy before. Only the fifth nation in history to not concede a goal in the group stage. Not talking about lucha libre when we say their ring craft has been formidable. Made history by granting the youngest-ever World Cup start to starboy Gilberto Mora. Waved farewell to WonderUnc Guillermo Ochoa at the same time. This is poetry in motion. ¡Vamos! #2026worldcup