I had a pt tell me she had “end stage fibromyalgia”. That was probably a year ago and I swear to God we still probably bring it up at least once a week.
2026-06-26 08:02:51
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carnage :
i had a patient come in, COMPLETELY SOBER, stating that she is experiencing intermittent blindness. i said okay is there anything you can tell me about it, does it happen when you stand too quickly etc etc. she said it’s when she blinks. she came into the er… for blinking…
2026-06-26 17:48:46
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Tyler :
Cop here, I had a lady call the other day because she wanted us to know she lost her phone. Didn’t want a report, just wanted us to know she lost it.
2026-06-26 11:52:19
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Who’s_the_Kat :
Had a pt check in for chapped lips…
2026-06-26 10:34:03
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nat.mcgah :
chief complaint: “can’t sleep” it was 3am. how long was this going on for? that was the first night 🤦🏼♀️
2026-06-26 11:09:00
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katie 🤍 :
at what point can we tell our patients “are we deadass rn” 😔💔
2026-06-26 19:04:33
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Cassandra Jane :
Someone waited 6 hours to be seen for a mosquito bite. No abnormal characteristics about it. Just a regular mosquito bite.
2026-06-26 15:28:31
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T-Bone 🥩 :
My fav one
2026-06-27 03:39:34
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🪐 Saturn 🪐 :
What about the classic “my ass feels like there’s something in it” and it’s a candle they “fell on”
2026-06-26 14:39:54
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beans :
“I don’t want to tell you.” Okay cool lol. But … u have to
2026-06-26 06:32:32
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urfavpeachh :
Had a pt check in for cellulite. As anyone would I thought she meant cellulitis. Nope, fully checking into the er for cellulite on her legs.
2026-06-26 17:06:43
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Jay 👼 :
My patient told me her body would shake randomly, told me to watch… she was sneezing
2026-06-26 14:08:04
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Allie :
I work in a hospital and I started not feeling so good like seeing black spots, sweaty and all that… They had to force me to go downstairs because my blood pressure was 230/120. I really just wanted to go home and sleep but they refused. 😅
2026-07-30 02:27:07
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Krystina Grillo :
We had a patient say that a side effect of one of her medication allergies was that it causes death in her so she can’t take it. Triage nurse said so then you’ve obviously never taken it. How do you know this?
2026-07-29 21:57:09
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Bucktooth bombshell :
That’s my chief complaint every day
2026-07-30 02:56:06
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Micahs a bum (larp larp sahur) :
I didn’t go to the hospital when I needed stitches because I knew they had more important shit to do 😭 no tendons or anything got fucked up, I just have a horrific scar.
2026-07-29 17:45:51
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Shooky! :
I had one the other day! "Chest rises and falls with breathing" 🤣 I'm so serious.
2026-06-26 20:07:50
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HavasuElyse :
I saw one once that checked in because “a spider peed on me”.
2026-06-26 12:42:05
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Alyssa Kohlman :
Had a patient check in and one of the allergies listed was oxygen….
2026-06-26 04:05:31
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Leafy :
this whole comment section makes me and my pancreas not feel as bad for going into the er.
2026-06-26 12:24:35
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Ismokecatnip :
Allergy: lidocaine reaction: numbness
2026-06-28 01:50:03
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Paul | RN🩺 :
i raise you this
2026-06-26 22:29:52
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kenny cook :
it’s okay i couldn’t smile on the left side of my face and there was a lady that complained that she’d been waiting there 2 1/2 hours for knee pain and needed to cut me in line. spoiler: i was seen first and met a lot of new friends <3
2026-06-26 17:15:42
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🌸.~Z~.🌸 :
Asked a patient what meds they take, “Tylenol” okay and any allergies? “Tylenol” 🫥
2026-06-26 19:52:36
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🪩⚡️Amber ☠️ 🍒 :
I had someone check in because when they stood in the shade they were cool but when they stood in the sun they got hot
2026-06-26 19:28:39
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