@sci.of.sage: I guess I’m god 😛😛😛😛😇 #satire

Goose :

Is it romans.ten.9 you’re talking about

🚩ki๓i⁷⁸⁷ :

sooo.. u da real god?

I 💜 Jonathan Davis :

can you refill my dab pen plllease

Veronica Franco :

imgonnahveabf :

I dont gaf if theres proof this is funny asf

HYENA_PUNCH :

I DON'T believe you, but this is extremely entertaining anyway

Moxika :

so ariana grande was right all along

dietpepsilover :

If God loved me, he would Venmo me $1000 right now

Ella🌹 :

do you do vapes

Lovejacket :

Do you do bank accounts

☆彡彡 🌘ηуχ ミミ☆ :

okay hi Jesus 🙏

emily :3 :

“first of all— i’m refilling her hairspray” LMAOOOOO I HAVENT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN YEARS

Emily :

tiktok asked me how I feel about the comments. lol

☆ミ♪ l i c e :

first time seeing god on my fyp kinda scared😳

⦻Schm00nie 🔵💣 :

YOU ARE GOD

lexy nicole💗 :

first time meeting God kinda nervous

🍥addyluvsmuffin🍥 :

I do kinda want proof but this is funny as HELL.

#1 Demonology gooner :

hi god can u give me 5 bucks thanks god

𝑅𝓊𝒾 蕊🪽 :

First time seeing god kinda nervous

🦎🐊McSwazzy🦖🪲 •Enemies :

Did you also preslice oranges