@vsrsus: In another timeline, though, you’re an aging international house DJ and you are tired. There’s only so many intimate mid-midmorning sets live from the Palantir offices you can do before you start to question things. Do these people really get the music? They barely reacted to the unreleased Jason Derulo dub you dropped in the last 15. Posers. LinkedIn engagement is down, too. Maybe you should get in touch with Stephen to sort another post about the benefits of Huel. Still haven’t heard back about that World Cup final half time show either. Thought it was locked after you played Barron’s birthday last year. Bet they give it to Guetta, they always give it to Guetta. Chat, write me another follow-up email to the Vice President’s office. Make this one super chill but also actually pretty f*cking firm. If a comeback win against Germany can’t get you the gig, what can? #2026worldcup