@craig.greaves.law: When you’re looking for a lawyer, you don’t need someone who’s just there for the hot fudge and sprinkles 🍨 . You need someone who’s not going to split 🍌 on you when things get tough. Craig doesn’t do banana splits… he sticks with his clients from the first phone call to the finish line. (The only thing you’ll catch him splitting from is a diving board onto a giant inflatable banana. 🍌) “If your attorney ain’t riding a banana, you’re gonna be wearing orange pajamas.” Is it ridiculous? Absolutely. But so are a lot of the situations that land people in a criminal defense attorney’s office. Around here, we believe you can take your clients seriously without taking yourself too seriously. Hopefully you’ll never need us. But if life takes an unexpected turn, save our number before you need it. We’d rather be your first call than your last resort—and unlike a banana split, we’re not going anywhere.